Back to Truckasaurus in last place thinking that they are in first place. Oh man, they are in denial. Mega denial. Mama Mia gets to the Asian end and they must now make their way by taxi to Misir Carsisi and search for shop number 14 and their next clue. Shop number 14 sounds so mysterious. Like a James Bond cologne shop.
Ferry #2 arrives and the other teams catch a glimpse of Mama Mia and are pissed that they are ahead of them. “The stupid rockers are here!” Dang! Mama Mia is more of an outsider team that I realized. They must smell. All the more reason they need to get to that cologne shop!
Back on the European side of Istanbul, Team Dong boards Ferry #3 alone and Truckasaurus is still on the train.
FNL and Mama Mia get to shop number 14 first. Hm, it’s not a cologne shop, it appears to be a yogurt covered pretzel shop. #Detour! Teams can choose between two Turkish traditions: Simit or Scrub it! In Simit, teams must transport simits, Turkish bagels to three different places. But they have to balance them on their head. (Remember my screen grab from last week!!) Once they have them all delivered the master BAKER will hand them their next clue. Phil really annunciated BAKER, Berry still snickered. In Scrub it, teams will be pampered by a bath attendant. They have to get squeaky clean and then they get their next clue. Uh-YEAH! Who would carry bagels if they could get scrubbed!? Time will tell.
“Oh, we’ve started taping already? Uh, teams must now do the walk of shame to the pit stop.”
Goat Boys have to do their Speed Bump. They have to find an ice cream stand and get a scoop of ice cream and eat it before they get their next clue. Uh….I want that speed bump every day! Every hour! Oh wait, the ice cream vendor is doing magic and stuff. It’s like the clown Benihana of ice cream. The server was being all sexy with the cone. Josh was loving it. Turns out they chose the wrong ice cream stand. Sure, they “accidentally” flirted with that guy.
A double scoop of entendre please!
Teams are getting scrubbed down and everyone is super awkward about it. Everyone is wearing nude colored underwears and it’s making them look like they have no private parts, like that villain The Blank from Dick Tracy, but instead of a blank face, it’s blank private parts. Creepy Sexy Cool.
This should still be censored.
Goat Boys find the correct ice cream stand. And have to eat another ice cream cone. What a horrible thing to have to do! Then Goat Boys chose Simit. Really? They would rather deliver bagels on their heads than have a bath? They either have body issues or they don’t want people to think they’re as sex crazed as they really are. Same goes for Truckasaurus.