Meanwhile at the scrub down teams are getting an intense deep massage. That’s what I need. Ever since I had my baby, Lil C I’ve got all of this extra skin! FNL is done first. Teams must now make their way on foot to Kapali Carsi and search for the marked fountain in the bazar.
Team Dong is getting bathed and are startled by the cold water. Ja(y?)mes is all “I need just all of Bangladesh off me.”
Goat Boys are wandering with the simit on Brent’s head. Nothing like lovers bickering in a foreign country, slowly through the streets. Well, they’re still ahead of Truckasaurus. For now.
Another Life of Pi moment with Gary and Mallory! Team White Daddy Issues! Mallory looks weird. Did she loose a ton of weight or did she get work done? Shoot! Maybe I should get some work done, at least get all this baby skin removed. I wonder if she can refer me.
#Roadblock! Serve Turkish sherbet. (So that’s why Truckasaurus was dressed that way in the confessional.) Teams have to dress up like Aladdin, carry a big ass brass dispenser and serve liquid sherbet. Lexi looks pretty damn cute in her outfit. Ryan from Choke Out and Abba not so much. Choke Out Ryan keeps dropping his dispenser lid while FNL Lexi seems to be excelling. She attributes it to being a loud and obnoxious cheerleader. She even got a guy to pay her to leave him alone. She truly is a sales person. Then Choke Out Ryan teams up with a local to pimp out his juice.
“Please don’t tell my wife I took liquid from a white woman.”
Team Dong is still really making a big deal about those baths being cold. Shrinkage anyone?
Goat Boys make their first delivery. Truckasauras is right on their heels.
Twin N’s are ready to start sherbet slinging. Natalie is going to do it because she is single. Not sure what Nadiya thinks serving sherbet means but I’d like to see her demonstrate. “Get your sexy on Natalie!”
FNL Lexi is done. Twin Nadiya says loudly that she is glad that FNL is ahead of Choke Out. Abbie from Team Choke Out must have heard her because she gives her a death by choke out glare that is punctuated by some Emmy award winning music stings. FNL is on their way to the next pit stop at a ship called the Savarona. Phil is waiting for them wearing a crispy looking coral blouse. Cute.
Choke Out is on their way to the pit stop bitching about Twin N’s. And Mama Mia is Phil-ward bound. Meanwhile Goat Boys and Truckasaurus finish the simit delivery.
Drumrole…..FNL is team number one! They won a trip to Austraila! Choke Out is second.
“Wearing this costume is completely demoralizing. There’s not even a bow tie!”