FNL unlocks the ribbon and cracks out the rubel. They have to figure out that the building on it is The Bolshoi Theater and get their asses there because Phil is waiting for them! It’s the pit stop already! The last team to check in MAY BE eliminated!!!
Mama Mia is working on their routine and they are not cute. It’s actually pretty upsetting to watch them do crappy water somersaults.
FNL checks in first! They get a trip to Maui. Sweet! Berry and I went to Maui once. Berry rammed our boat into two turtles mating. It was romantic. FNL admits that they are feeling good and strong!
“If you bang that thing into my arm one more time I’m ripping off your body.”
Twin N’s are being obnoxious trying to unlock the ribbon.
Goat Choke arrives in Moscow. They try and all get in the same cab, but that’s not going to happen. Wonder which team will break out of the alliance first? Or maybe Mama Mia will just eat it in the pool and Goat Choke will stay intact for another episode! LONG LIVE GOAT CHOKE!!
Team Dong is team number two. I think Phil is proud of them.
Goat Choke has to do synchronized because the library closes at four. STRESSFUL!!
Mama Mia finally gets it. They very reluctantly win over the judge. Or maybe she was just tired of seeing their pubes when they do the back rolls. Especially since the long ass straggly carpet matches the drapes.
Twin N’s try and explain in their weird twin ways, “We fight like a married couple and make up like little kids, it’s the perfect relationship.” That’s the perfect relationship?! Oh man, Berry and I have been doing it wrong. We fight like little married kids and then make up like horny zoo animals.
Goat Choke is calmly working through the swimming. Which doesn’t last long. Especially since neither of them are very strong swimmers. And swimming is a pretty crucial part of this swimming task.
Twin N’s is team 3. They are not happy. Phil is annoyed and we love how little he’s trying to hide it. They say that they will use the express pass next week. Phil could care less.
Mama Mia was working on the keys and then they realized that the cab driver took off with all of their stuff! So they leave the challenge and start wandering around Moscow looking for the cab. Eventually they return to finish the challenge. Abba doesn’t have his passport so they are screwed. Totally.
Goat Boys are trying to learn to swim while Choke Out aces it. Choke Out waits for Goat Boys because they vowed to remain, GOAT CHOKE! Goat Boys are sucking hard. The judge hates them. Choke out, you had your perfect out, everyone would have understood. And Goat Boys, you should have done the right thing and released Choke Out from your unholy bond. But no, GOAT CHOKE 4EVER!