Amazing Race Recap: Introducing Goat Choke!

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By Fran and Berry | Wednesday, November 14, 2012 | 10:59 am | 9 Comments
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Mama Mia makes it to Phil but Phil is wise to their drama. He sternly tells them, “YOU NEED TO PRODUCE THE PASSPORTS!”

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“This is what I call my ‘Red Scare’ face.”

Will Mama Mia find their cabbie in the city of Moscow? Will GOAT CHOKE arrive at the mat at the same time, creating a tie and forcing Phil to make some sort of slo-mo replay decision based on who stepped on the mat last? Will GOAT CHOKE form a perfect unbreakable union and go on to run for president and rule our country? GOAT CHOKE 2016!!

…..TO BE CONTINUED! Great, now I have to watch next week too?! Okay, but then we’re done!

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…..uh, aren’t they all to be continueds?

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Fran and Berry are not just a sexy elderly couple who competed in Season 9 of the Amazing Race, they are also us, Mike Betette and Amanda Ohly.  We are similarly married and similarly carry backpacks all over the world.  Some people ask us "how do you keep the spark alive in your marriage?"  And to that we respond: reality tv.  Tons of reality tv.  Sexy, fighty, douchey reality tv.  We are both comedians living in Los Angeles and we love Robin Hood and we did NOT contribute to the Harlem Shake.  Google us for more, ya dirty stalker!

9 Comments

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    JimbobJones Berry's Brother
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    I like to get loaded up on cookie dough before we make love, Berry’s brother always had raw eggs and sugar on his breath so I can just think of him the whole time.

    Well, YOU always had Kahlua and pecans on yours. Figured together, we’d somehow make cookies or something.

    EXCUSE ME for trying to keep things interesting!

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    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    I don’t care who wins this race.

    (Please –God, Buddha and Allah– let it be the Chippendales!).

    I’m just SO HAPPY Romney and Ryan lost.

    ————————————————————————————————

    BTW: There is a huge problem with violence against minorities in Russia. Google it.

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    Chicken Lips
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    @Berry’s Brother – BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    Anybody that is musically inclined out there – someone needs to start the band Goat Choke. Please.

    I thought that this episode was a little hohum. The flight part was interesting, but then we had to start listening to Twinnies bitch about, well, everything and I had to pop my own eardrums. The rest of the episode was just noise like the adults on Charlie Brown so I’m not entirely sure what happened toward the end except what I saw. Thanks to the recap, I now know. Thanks for that.

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    JimbobJones Berry's Brother
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    …the only way I got Berry to propose to me was by banging his brother…

    I remember it like it was yesterday… Oh, dear God!!! What are you doing with that turkey baster?!?!?!

    **shudder**

    My therapist said I should just go ahead and repress those memories. Or start a reality show.

    Either way, I’m happy for you kids. Kind of. Actually, I kind of hate both of you. A lot.

    See you at Thanksgiving. And stop unfriending me on Facebook!

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    JimbobJones
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    I’ve got to give Team Chokeout some props on actually waiting for the Goat Farmers. And I dare anyone to google “Goat Choke”. I don’t know if it leads to anything (I haven’t been brave enough to do it), but, since it’s the Internet, it probably does.

    Dammit Mama Mia!!! The two teams who I don’t really like are way in the back (I would hate the Goat boys left if they would stop whining), and you choose NOW to lose your passports?

    The up-side is that we can look forward to Team AnnoyingAnnoying (m’eh, too long) to be around for another week since they have the Express Pass. Unless they scream so hard we end up with some “Scanners” action. We can dream.

    Also, kudos on the “It” reference.

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    JimbobJones
    Posted November 14, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    ” The rest of the teams run for some reason. Phil didn’t say anything about making your way on foot.”

    I actually rewound the video to see if I missed it. Nope! The other teams are just idiots.

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    hillpete
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 8:00 am

    I deleted the episode already, but wasn’t there a shot of team Mama Mia’s taxi way down the road just sitting there? Maybe I dreamed that part… Oy.

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    Flippy Floppy
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 9:19 am

    How many times at the swimming pool did the twins complain that the Russians didn’t speak English? It was at least 17,000.

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    Pegalicious
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    I haven’t been a big fan of Choke Out, but I was very impressed that they waited for Goat Boys. (Maybe the Boys did offer to release them from their pact and it didn’t make on the teevee.) A shame the library closed at 4; I suspect they would have whipped right through that challenge.

    Love your recaps, Fran (and Berry); not only do you remind me what happened on TAR when I was zoning out, I’m also learning unexpected and amazing lessons about life, love, and marriage.

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