The teams get really into explaining how easy it is to use the kicking trunk. They use words like “awesome!” and “so easy” and “I want one!” They should be getting paid a million dollars just for this in-show commercial. Oh, oh, let us try to say how great it is. “Hey Fran, come shove your stinky foot at this car’s butthole to make the back door open so you can cram all your used KFC buckets inside!” How’d we do? Did we get a free car yet?
So after the car-squee teams are on their way and everyone is following each other with FNL in front. Twin N’s make another gay joke at the Goat Boys expense about them “sneaking up from behind” and we hate them more and more each second.
The teams make it to the Chateau. The Goat Boys know French so they have an advantage. Unfortunately, they blew the advantage by finding out where the Stone Dog was in front of everyone.
Goat Boy takes flight.
They all find the dog and now they’re on their way to Chateau D’amboise, the final resting place of Leonardo Di Vinci. And this is where Twin N’s have to complete their speed bump because they were last in the previous leg. They must find a room and help a lady finishing dressing old timey including properly fitting a corset.
There’s also a lot of talk about Goat Boy Josh being able to run and faking his ankle injury. I can’t imagine someone would let themselves look as pathetic as Josh did on the last leg to fake an injury. Although I faked having mono for about six years straight out of high school so my mom didn’t make me get a job. It was the hardest I’ve ever worked at anything. Twin N’s are pissed that everyone is leaving them behind. Yeah, how crazy to leave someone behind ON A RACE! Actually, I’m surprised that the Goat Boys didn’t wait for them.
“Oh yeah, I’ve got your next clue right here!”
The Twin N’s find the woman and start corsetting. The rest of the teams are working together with The Goat Boys as the leader. So much for feeling hurt by the other teams leaving them out of the alliance.
Twin N’s yank the woman around and half ass the corset enough for a speed bump. Meanwhile the Goat Boys are going in circles with everyone following them in confusion giving plenty of tie for the Twin N’s to catch up. FNL finds a different entrance than everyone else and it pays off, they get their first.
Detour: Chow or Plow! The royal French tradition of hunting with dogs is super old or something, so teams must make the daily meal for a pack of hunting hounds. They must sort, weight ad cut various types of meat. In plow teams must use a traditional horse and plow and till the field.