Team Dong chooses plow. Goat Boys are afraid plow is the obvious choice for them. Sure, why do they task that you do for a living at home? What’s the point of that besides winning a measly million bucks? FNL chooses chow and the Goat Boys follow them like complete idiots. Twin N’s have made dog food with their grandfather before, which I’m sure is a crazy (and loud) story, so they chose chow. Then FNL changes their mind and drives to plow instead. Reversal! Sorry Goat Boys!
FNL arrives at the #detour first.
“COW! LOOK OUT!!!”
There’s a guy playing an accordian and all kinds of French food. It might be nice if they weren’t about to be surrounded by horse shit and farts. They start plowing, trying to keep it in a straight line. Team Dong arrives next and gets help finding the gate from the pathetic Goat Boys who just so badly want to be friends with the bullies.
Twin N’s show up to the chow and with their incessant screaming and the the dogs barking and the guys playing horns my shoulders were soaked in ear blood.
Bob Barker would be so upset.
The Twin N’s and the Goat Boys go back and forth about who’s more evil while cutting up dog food and the Twin N’s dub them the “Evil Gays.” I thought that was the fashion police?
Team Dong shows up to plow and are already tired.
And suddenly the Goat Boys have a strategy! That strategy? Make the Twin N’s talk while cutting meat. It’s not genius, but at least it’s something.
FNL plowed and got the clue. Then the Dongs finish, I guess. It didn’t really look like they did much, but they got a clue.
They read it and it says to make your way to Bourre and find La Cave des Roches. Phil doesn’t pop up to tell us what that is or how it’s said though, he must be at topless beach getting his tan on. They have a lot of those in France. Fran and I saw 19 boobs one afternoon while we were in France. Boob counting is a big part of our culture.
The Goat Boys finished cutting and weighing the chow. Then dumped it off to the dogs creating a freaky feeding frenzy and they’re off.
Both in the detour and in personality.
The Twins N’s say they need to stop talking and finish. I have never agreed with anything more in my life.
FNL arrives at the castle and Phil tells us that excavated limestone is perfect for growing mushrooms. In this task one team member must search underground for shrooms dude! They need to find ten of three different kinds and put them in their crates from their cars’ buttholes. Lexi is feeling trippy so she’s going for it. She runs in the dark, scary, cold cave. A white rabbit runs by, Then Phish begins to play as the Robert Crumb “Keep in Truckin’” guy struts by. She must be close!
Mushroom Ghost Hunter