FNL Lexi says how she and Trey have learned to love each other more throughout the race. Precious moments brought to you by Ford Escape. Escape from the hate.
French countryside, beautiful castle, kicking open your Ford’s trunk. #thelife
Goat Boys are from New York so they have the home court advantage. They want to win so that Josh doesn’t have to work in the city anymore and they can be together.
Dongs shed their stuff. They say how someone is going to find some sweaty Chippendale’s stuff. Is Chippendale’s stuff anything but sweaty? I’m sorry I meant “butt sweaty.” If it’s not their sweat it’s some horny middle aged bachelorette party goers.
All teams are on their way to New York City! Teams are off the plane and running. Dongs have larger strides so they are in the lead. All the teams are frantically searching Coney Island like they are looking for a sniper in a Denzel pic. FNL spots the clue first, it’s on a giant sign for an “AMAZING HOUDINI” show. It’s written right on the sign that they are supposed to race to Brooklyn Navy Yard. Berry and I would not have gotten that. Goat Boys spot it next. Dong is left in the dust wondering what they’re missing. Berry thinks the person who hid that clue should be fired. “It’s not even the right shades of yellow and red!”
This dog is just trying to get some. Bob Barker would be so upset!
After the commercial break the Dongs see the clue and they say that they are about fifteen minutes behind the other teams. Thanks Dongs!
ROADBLOCK. Escape Houdini-style. You have to escape from a straight jacket while dangling upside down 15 stories high. When you escape you bungee cord down. Yikes!
FNL Trey is getting “I’m gonna be alright up there, right?” For as scared as he is he sure does get the job done. Like fast!
“I am Goatman.”
Brent gets out of it right away, too. He fights the urge to panic and boom! Same as Jaymes. Or Sayme as Jaymes. These guys make Houdini look pretty average. Was he just a great escape aritst because he’s the only one who tried it? Because it seems pretty easy.
Teams are on their way to the oldest pizzaria in New York which is Lombardi’s Pizza. NOT Ray’s Original! Sorry, Ray.
“I wanna cram a pizza down your throat! Come again!”
FNL gets to the pizzaria first. When they run in John, the owner, says, “Nice to see you again!” Weird. Was that a retake or is John, the owner senile? Please don’t tell me pizza makes you go senile. It’s pretty much all I eat. They have to memorize addresses and deliver pizzas to three different locations around Little Italy and then John, the owner, will give them their next clue.