FNL gets their pizzas done right away. They have to find out that their clue is the symbol for the United Nations. They don’t know it already but any asshole walking down the street can tell them. They are quickly in a cab on their way there.
Dong arrives when the Goat Boys return. Goat Boys made two delivery errors so they have to re-deliver. Brent is really being a dick to Josh. They re-deliver quickly enough. But is it quickly enough to beat Team Dong? Goat Boys are on their way to the U.N. and they bicker in the car. Dong is currently in last place but who knows by how much! Tell us Dongs! Keep us in the loop!
Roadblock: Hello and Goodbye. Teams must identify how Phil’s various mat mates have said “Hello” and “Goodbye” in all of the different languages of the places they’ve been. The words are on flags, they have to pick the right flags and attach them to the correct countries’ flag. The ironic thing is the way Phil always says hello and goodbye to his mat mates is with a giant kiss. They all get a good start with Spain, then it all goes to hell.
All three have incorrect selections going. Then the flag falls on Lexi’s head and it looks like it hurts! But she is so delirious she doesn’t feel it, she just cries and says how she wants to win! The Dongs are hungry for a sandwich. Goat Boy Josh is confidently using the process of elimination. They’ve been doing this for two hours already! The sun is going down! The sun is down.
“God, I hate wearing clothes.”
Goat Boy Josh completes his first. Make your way to Gotham Hall. HE IS GOAT MAN!!
Cab race to Gotham Hall. Still never know what can happen!!…….and THE GOAT BOYS WIN!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! That’s the funniest thing EVER! They won the race and a million dollars without even trying! In fact, if anything they were trying to LOSE! Wow! They say that if you’re a minority, or losing your house just keep going…what?? They tried to quit like four times! But now Team Truckasaurus is suddenly not homophobic, so there’s that!
“Are you sure they don’t have to wait out a penalty or something?”
Dong comes in second. They are grateful that they won cars. FNL is third and Lexi practically begs Trey to propose to her on the spot. Well, we never thought we’d see those guys win or even in the top three, by their sluggishness and lack of enthusiasm to even be there they should have been out from the get go but the world works in mysterious ways! And so does my digestive tract! Gotta run, but we’ve had a ton of fun with you all this season!
Camera’s over here, guys!