Team Sporty is released from the holding area. They are fierce today! They’re going on about how tough they are and how they don’t cry they get mad. Then one of them in a really thick southern accent is like, “Cryin’ means yur hurt by it. I cud get punched in the face and I still won’t cry.” She giggles it off, but we cry for her because she’s so sad. We really hope that they’re setting up this “no crying” thing because they end up crying a lot in this episode.
“You cud hit me in the face all day n’ I wudn’ care cuz thar ain’t no cryin’ in a baseball.”
Back at #AntikaJayaPadangRestaurant Lexi spills her plates all over the place. Maybe she should take her GIANT backpack off? Team Dong finishes first because he used to work at a pancake house. What pancake house offers dong flapping? Is THAT what flapjacks are?! Team Choke Out finishes next. Now they’re on their way to the Surabaya Gubeng Train Station and take a train to the town of Mung-eel? During their journey they must keep their eyes open for their next clue. It looks like the clue is hooked on the back of a man who sells cotton candy on the train. All the teams are finishing up the plate serving.
Truckasaurus and Tall & Tiny leave. Tall & Tiny say how they watch AR all the time and they’re the team that they would be frustrated by and say, “What the hell is their deal?!” At least they know how they come across. All the front teams are now on the first train. Twin N’s just missed the train.
“Great, now I’m stuck alone with you.”
Team Choke Out finds out that the trains run three hours apart. Yeesh, three hours is a big gap, unless when they get there the museum, or whatever it is, is closed and they have to wait until the next day, which is super possible.
The front team alliance grows stronger. The teams on the first train, led by Team Dong, agree not to U-Turn each other. Mama Mia doesn’t want to be part of the alliance, they keep to themselves and look out the window for the clue.
Back at the train station, Team Sporty is being obnoxious and dumb trying to see if any teams are ahead of them. “ASK HIM IF PEOPLE LIKE US WERE HERE.” Oh baby, there ain’t no one else like you. No one can yell English as slowly as you can.
On the train the snack guys are making the rounds. The teams sniff out the clues really fast. Not so slick AR. Detour: Lion Head or Egg Head?! Egg Head requires teams to light their hair on fire and cook an egg. Then they have to cover the eggs in sriracha and eat them. Yum, Rooster sauce! Lion’s head is wearing a 40 pound lion mask and walking down a parade route with some fancy footwork thrown in. Either way they all have to take the bicycle rickshaws. Team Dong can’t cram into a single bike cab. It’s funny.
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