Team Broseph finishes the driving task and are off. Team Internet is next. The girl from Team Psycho is doing better than the guy and she’s really ribbing him for it. I expect he will murder her tonight. Slowly. Like he drives.
Team Mullet goes fishin’ cuz gall darnit that’s what they do y’all!
When guy Team Psycho gets really angry he looks a lot like Chris Kattan, but please don’t tell him I said that!
Teams are all getting the driving task done and Team Mullet both catch fish while AR plays the most hickish hillybilly banjo-slappin Crackel Barrell eatin’ music they can find! YEEE HAWW!!
“That’s it Wynona, now here comes a real 12″ incher named Dirk.”
All the teams are driving to the clue box and AR makes sure to put in how guy Team Psycho says how glad he is to be back driving the FORD FOCUS again. We get it, FORD FOCUS!! Can I have one already??
ROADBLOCK! Teams must race through a muddy obstacle race calls Shemozzle. Shemozzle? Isn’t that what Laverne and Shirley were singing about?
This is the weirdest obstacle course race ever. They have to wear gum boots, stuffies and a burlap sack. They have to choose a shepherd and farm dog, go through molasses and feathers and collecting chicken eggs. Actually, that sounds EXACTLY like Fran and I’s honeymoon. Ohhhhh, I miss my Franny girl! My little Fran-tic baby!
Team Remission is first there. Luckily the son can do it. Seems like the shepherd is doing most of the work though.
Just climb through the slaughter house and onto the killing floor!
Team Psycho are having some driving problems and we have a little therapy session with them. The guy says he’s a warm-blooded Italian and that she’s a cold German who thinks she knows everything. Then she says she’s 24, with a doctorate and she’s a pharmacist, so…I’m pretty much always right. These two are perfect for each other. Mainly because she can perscribe them both all the multiple meds they need.
The nice part about being in New Zealand is that all the locals are super friendly. They’re all about giving detailed directions and they are genuinely rooting for the teams to do well. Unlike in most countries where they are waiting for the teams and crew to give them food or money that they need to live. New Zealand is a lot less sad. And I like that!
Team Remission is in first place after gathering twelve eggs in the Hasenpfeffer Incorporated race. They are now on their way to Terrace Downs, a world renounced adventurer retreat!
The rest of the teams get to the obstacle course and Team Hello Kitty and Broseph are running through. We also find out Jen from Team CMT grew up in Beverly HIlls. That’s ome real country livin’ out there!