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The guy on Team Mullet is crushing this course. Just like going to the outhouse at night. Sticky and accompanied by a shepherd. His wife says if she did that task they’d be there all day. I feel like she says that a lot. Is there anything she CAN do? She even thought touching a fish was gross! This is a one-man mullet team.
Wait! Stop everything! Jen says her grandpa is John Wayne. “And they called him, Duke.” Um, yeah we know what they called JOHN WAYNE! WHAT?! That is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Even sadder than Fran’s cousin’s ding dong. That family has really fallen off! I am hating this spoiled CMT team! I am also liking Team Mullet more and more. If only the lady half can step up.
“Um, my grandpa was John Wayne and now I have to wear dirty clothes and be outside in the mud?
This is so uncool you guys, Grampsy Duke would have hated this!”
So, Team Remission comes in first crutches and all thanks to the express pass. Phil gives them a trip to Thailand with a Thai boxing class and then they all laugh at how silly that is for this pathetic old man in a cast. And….the race is still going! Phil asks them are they up for this and….the answer is no? Team Remission says he need to focus on recovery and isn’t sure if he can keep going. That didn’t seem to stop them before. But their answer is….To be continued!!!
“That’s some real bullshit right there.”
On the next AR! Monkeys in Balhi and Team CMT has a hard time remembering things and starts to cry. Poor things, I hope daddy makes it all better with money.