American Horror Story: Asylum Recap: “The Name Game”

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By RJ | Thursday, January 3, 2013 | 10:25 am | 16 Comments
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Death is still the best use of Kim Basinger’s acting abilities

Further, this episode continued to advance the storyline that Briarcliff has the worst H.R. department known to man, as it is revealed that Dr Thredson aka Bloody Face had been hired for a full time position. Seriously, a serial murder, a nun possessed by the Devil, a former nun who drunkenly ran over a young girl and an ex-Nazi doctor. Worst H.R. department ever. I’m starting to think that the Catholic Church may be lax on running background checks on their employees.

Not to worry, though, as Dr Thredson assured Lana that while she was “plucky”, he had no interest in harming her as long as she was bearing his child. He was also willing to extend her contract for an additional year too- but in the position of wet nurse. While I’m sure baby formula has improved vastly since the 1960s, I don’t know how much breast feeding it would take to stop a child from turning into a serial killer. Dr Thredson also makes it clear that while Kit is a wanted fugitive, Thredson has limited options for turning him in, as he would essentially expose himself as Bloody Face if he did so.

1964- when “plucky” was still a euphemism for lesbian

Sister Mary Eunice in the meantime, returns to the Monsignor’s chamber to inform him that she is aware that he is planning on killing her and just to show that there are no hard feelings, she has sex with him. Okay, so there’s one hard feeling and the Monsignor lasts surprisingly long for someone who has seemingly never had sex or masturbated before. He relents only because he is a man, after all, and Sister Mary Eunice is very persuasive when she can harness all of the dark forces. That last sentence is actually a word by word of something I once read on a divorce petition. She still kept the house. That’s another story for another day, though.

It took longer to pose for this picture than the actual act of love making

Dr Arden walks in post coitus (all 27 seconds of it) and feels obviously betrayed by Sister Mary Eunice. He must have thought the Devil was monogamous. It’s a common mistake.

Why can’t I just find a normal girlfriend who doesn’t seduce priests?

Oh yeah, and Sister Jude aka Judy Martin is still a patient too. Dr Arden and Sister Mary Eunice plan to stomp out her insolence with high doses of electroshock therapy.

Just to irritate Sister Jude’s music sensibilities, Sister Mary Eunice has dipped into the rainy day fund (later renamed sexual abuse victim fund) and purchased a used jukebox full of classic songs of yore, as jukeboxes tend to be. I take offense to this, though, as it is 1964, so just how used could that jukebox even be? Was there even jukebox technology before the Kennedy administration? I’m pretty sure used jukeboxes were the sort of thing President Eisenhower referenced in his farewell speech when he spoke of the dangers of the military industrial complex.

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I learned I was different in the third grade.  They would bring in our parents as tutors to help with difficult subjects like math, which is a testament to just how underfunded the California school system has always been.  Michael Weber's mother was tutoring me and one of my classmates in multiplication.  I did not care for the speed at which the lesson was progressing. 

I threw out a line from the most classic of movies, 'Back to the Future', when I simply stated "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!"  Michael Weber's mom was not impressed.

Its sad when the peak of your comedic career comes in the third grade, but I've never let that hinder me.  I still plug away at my boring day job while I dream of a day that I can tell the Michael Weber's moms of the world to suck it for not appreciating my sense of humor.

 

16 Comments

  1. 1
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 11:51 am

    RJ – have to disagree about the musical number. What the fuck was that all about? This was easily the worst episode of the series. On to reading.

  2. 2
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    I also thought Dr. Arden was going to try to have sex w/ a dead Mary Eunice!

    And I want to know what’s so special about Kit’s sperm.

  3. 3
    RJ RJ
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    That musical number was horrible and horribly out of place. I really just wanted an excuse to take a swipe at Lea Michele.

    I’m glad that I’m not the only one who has been jaded by television to the point where I assume that sex with a dead person is about to happen if someone lays on top of them.

    As far as Kit’s sperm being special, I can’t speak to that. I’m wondering if Lana is going to end up sleeping with him before the season is over just to see what all the phase is about.

  4. 4
    ChaCha
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    @RJ…Jukeboxes go further back than the 1930s, which is when they were starting to be called “jukeboxes.” So by 1964 there were probably a lot of used ones to go around.

  5. 5
    RJ RJ
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    The jukebox reference was only a joke. Fonzie pre-dated American Horror Story: Asylum by close to a decade and he abused plenty of jukeboxes in his day.

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    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    First, \Last Dance With MaryJane\ (I love name that tune!)

    Myself, I didn’t mind the musical number, only because it spoke to her state of mania, and it was a little bit fierce. I also can’t believe I will miss the devil nun and the Nazi doctor . . what has this show done to me!!!

    Loved Pepper, her dialogue was terrific, so kudos to the writers for that little monologue! I’m thinking the aliens revived Grace and put Alma’s baby in her to bring back to the asylum . . why . . . who can say?

    I was also glad, Judy had the good sense to free poor Lana Banana . . . who’da thunk!?

    Now that it’s almost over, I say why to the experiments! Except for giving an excuse for a completely awful and misogynist arc for Chloe’s character, it led to nothing. Guess Lana and Kit should have smuggled some meat from the kitchen and fed those things next time they tried to escape.

    I know Judy fantasized about the Monsignor, but they never had carnal relations, heh, right!? And I can’t believe three stories is enough to kill Satan . . . just think, Reagan turned her head all the way around and that didn’t kill her!

    The acting all around here is so amazing, I’m just blown away. They should all be lauded heavily!!! Judy going on about the Vatican, and marrying the Monsignor . . . shamazing!!!

    Thanks for the speedy cap, RJ!

  7. 7
    juddfan juddfan
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    oh, and a nice warm wet hug to ya all!!!

  8. 8
    Miss Molly
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    Nazis, aliens, cannibals, possession, exorcism, crucifixion, a couple of rapes and a botched coat hanger abortion … what else could they do but a musical number.?!

  9. 9
    Ed
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    That musical number was the most surreal thing I’ve ever seen on this show and that is saying something!

    Also don’t dis Lea Michell! She can go as long as she wants!

  10. 10
    cosmonala
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:53 am

    The Monsignor is not bright. The best idea he could come up with is seeking counsel from a woman who probably just drooled in the bread dough? Oy vey.

    I am not sure what the deal was with Dr. Arden. Was he in love with Sister Mary, or was it her innocence? And, why didn’t the Angel of Death visit him (which would have made him climbing on a dead body slightly less creepy)? Would her wings jump off of her body to join him and his hawk beak???

  11. 11
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:16 am

    I was under the impression that Mary Eunice raped the Monsignor. He kept telling her no, but she did it anyway. Thoughts?

    Cosmonala – I think Dr. Arden was in love w/ ME because she was so innocent. Shortly after the devil took over ME’s body (soul??), she tried to give him a blow job and he was disgusted with her. I def. think he put her on a pedestal.

  12. 12
    Cocodawn Cocodawn
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:55 am

    I think Dr. Arden committed suicide because of what Pepper said to him about his experiments being pathetic, not because of devil nun sleeping with Monsignor. He was most passionate about science and what he was doing, and to be told it was pretty much a joke was more than he could take.

  13. 13
    Liz
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 10:20 pm

    @plockness – I think she did rape him. I also think there’s a very strong idea in our culture that men can’t be raped by women, either because they are stronger physically or because they enjoy sex implicitly (whereas women are supposed to not like it as much or whatever). It seemed like the show was trying to play it that way (it wasn’t rape because he’s a man (or maybe simply because he was repressed (and a man) ) ) and so the rape aspect was basically brushed aside.

    I actually liked the musical number, because it was bizarre, and I thought the silliness of the number with the creepiness of the squalor of their situation was jarring in a good way. But I get why most people wouldn’t like it. It was pretty silly. I really hated Sister Jude’s hair in it.

  14. 14
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 8:18 am

    I loved the musical number…watched it like five times.
    Been trying to teach myself the dance too.
    Pepper’s face when they were singing her name was my favorite part.

    And I also think the Monsignor was raped.
    He did say no, and I also think she was physically restraining him through devilish powers. It looked like he was trying to lift his arms and couldn’t do it.

    I hope Judy’s brain isn’t rattled for good.

  15. 15
    yeknom
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 11:50 am

    I’m just gonna agree with Chaosbutterfly about it all.

    I loved Pepper’s monologue. Loved it more that someone so smart as he pictured himself (Arden) was completely put in his place by someone he thought was an imbecile. Loved the knock knock joke.

  16. 16
    Karyn
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    I just rewatched this episode and I really like the singing number. It looked like they wrete having fun filming it. And Pepper really rocked it out.

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