Last week on American Horror Story: Asylum, Kit and Grace sex it up, Dr. Sleazebag is still a sleazebag and a chick was claiming to be Anne Frank.
Hello everyone and welcome to part two of I am Anne Frank.
I sincerely apologize for getting this up so late. It’s near the end of the semester and you know how professors are. I’ve been swamped with papers and projects. Thanks for being patient. LUV YALL!
Let me just start off by saying that this episode scared the crap out of me. No lie. I watched most of it through my fingers, because that’s what mature college students do. Enjoy this picture of me being mature.
Live long and prosper.
Now, on to the show. Sister Christian is sitting in her car. YOU’RE MOTORIN’ She is meeting up with the Nazi hunter to get the scoop on Dr. Sleazebag. Where’s the rest of the gang? Solo hunt!
Nazi hunter says of course I know Dr. Sleazebag. Apparently, Dr. Sleazebag was part of this group that gave the SS officers new identities so they can work in the U.S. Well God Bless America what a great idea that was!
Land of the free, Home of the LIARS
Annie Oakley busts up into Sister Mary Evil Demon’s crib with Dr. scumbag crawling in front of her. Anne demands to see sister Christian or she’ll pop a cap in the scumbag’s head. Some security dude comes up behind her and tells her to drop the gun.
Sister Christian is back from investigatin’ the scumbag and gets a wonderful treat of talking to Anne Frank again. Anne is going on and on about there being mutant sluts in Dr. Sleazebag’s evil lair. A few eye rolls and some bad German accents later, a man arrives at the asylum.
Turns out, he is Anne Frank’s husband. AND GET THIS, Anne is actually a chick named Charlotte who went cuckoo for cocoa puffs after she had a baby. Charlotte read the diary when she was knocked up and became obsessed with her story and decided she wanted to be Anne Frank. I mean, when I grew up, I wanted to be Clara in the Nutcracker. Or Beyonce, yeah definitely Beyonce. But to each his own. To. Each. His. Own.
We’re treated with some flashback footage shot on the Brady Bunch camera that shows us how nuts Charlotte is.
“Honey have you seen my Justin Bieber biography?”