In Sister Christian’s room, some random guard comes in to inform her that Lana has gone missing. She was out of Scooby Snacks and ran to the store. Then, THEN Sister Christian gives another beautiful monologue about her childhood. I almost felt sorry for her. Almost. Give her all the Emmy’s!
Shut up and take the award!
Sister Christian packs up her things and heads out. She no longer is a nun. Scenes of her going to a bar are intertwined with Dr. Sleazebag performing a frontal lobotomy on Charlotte while her husband watches. WHAT. He just stood there and watched him hammer into her skull? I can’t even.
Lana and Dr. Thredson arrive at his house. Cue dramatic music. Lana wants to go home but Dr. Thredson says no, that that’s the first place they’ll look. RUN LANA. Dr. Thredson goes to get them some glasses of wine and Lana thinks it’s a good idea to use the phone. She picks it up and then there are fingers on the receiver. Thredson says that’s a no no.
They have a seat on the couch and we see a lamp. It’s made of skin. Thredson got it at Bed bath and body. Homie also needs to head over to AC Moore and take some sewing classes. Get it together.
He then hands her a bowl of mints and I was just appalled. First off, that lamp totally clashes with the rest of the theme of the house. Second, MINTS AND WINE?? One of these things just doesn’t belong here. Keep it classy you two.
Sherlock Lana starts to become suspicious and excuses herself to find the ladies room. Good idea, always split up. She stumbles upon Dr. Thredson’s “craft room” and by craft room, I mean that DR. THREDSON IS BLOODY FACE. I REPEAT, DR. THREDSON IS BLOODY FACE.
Fun Facts and history lesson. I believe that Bloody face is loosely based off of a serial killer Ed Gein. Leatherface is also based off of him. He started in the ’50’s by digging up bodies and using them. When police found his house they found bones and things made out of the bodies.
Dr. Thredson finds Lana in the craft room and becomes really sinister. He drops her through the trap door and I was squealing in my seat. I was really hoping that they’d shout surprise and Beyonce would suddenly appear and perform a riveting musical number complete with choreography. Ryan Murphy writes this show after all. Make it happen. Beyonce and dancing. These are a few of my favorite things.
Lana wakes up in the Saw style bathroom and she discovers Wendy. Ew. Dr. Thredson appears and asks her if she wants to play a game. They’re going to continue their therapy by kissing Wendy’s body. WHAT!
Kitty Kit goes up to Gracie Lou to see if she ever got her sash and crown, but sees that she is bleeding from her hoo ha. She tells him that Alma is still alive just as the PO PO arrive to take him away.
We shoot back to Charlotte and her husband at their house. Charlotte looks like a stepford wife. She has a box of her old Nazi clippings and her husband asks if it is trash. The camera zooms into one clipping left showing Dr. Arden standing behind what I guess is Hitler. And that’s it for this week.
This place is a lot nicer than Auschwitz.
So what did everyone think? Was this a totally twisted episode? Was there any doubt about Dr. Thredson being Bloody Face? What’s up with this Charlotte chick?
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Until next week!