American Horror Story Recap: Lana are you okay? Are you okay? ARE YOU OKAY LANA

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   anniedawg25
   Posted November 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm

   This was a great ep!!! TOTALLY did not see the Dr. being “Bloody Face” but as soon as they got to his apt, I was like “homeboy is the killer”. He is so freakin’ cuhhhhhhhhreepy. But what I wanna know is: Is he also 2012 Bloody Face, and if not, who is?!?!

   Kinda disappointed the Anne Frank thing might not be real….but I dont want to give up on it yet because it seems the investigator Sister Jude visited found some dirt on him. I also wonder if her lobotomy worked, or if she is just faking it.

   Speaking of Sister Jude, LOVE HER, Love Jessica Lange. She is amazing, and I give total props to her and Ryan Murphy for giving her these amazing roles.

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   Pillania
   Posted November 18, 2012 at 4:59 pm

   I was excited to see this show was being recapped…. however this season has more of “make me beyond uncomfortable” factor than the last.

   I think there is some truth to Charlotte’s story, and Arden knew it. He lobotomized her to make her forget, but I think something is going to backfire and we’ll see her again.

   Maybe Thredson will keep Lana alive so she can write his story?

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   Miss Molly
   Posted November 18, 2012 at 5:44 pm

   I normally don’t approve of mints with wine – but when the mints are served in a skull bowl I make an exception.
   Jessica Lange is my spirit animal.

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   anniedawg25
   Posted November 18, 2012 at 9:08 pm

   @ Miss Molly….I DO like the skull mint dish. I wonder if Martha Stewart has some tips on how to make one?
   The nipple lampshade though, ehhhhhhhh….I’ll pass.

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   chooch850
   Posted November 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm

   Oh I knew something was up with Skylar. He was just too “normal” for the show…. and when he had Tate (I really should learn his name THIS season) “confess” on tape, it was going to be his undoing.

   Jessica is the only reason I watch.

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   plockeness monster
   Posted November 19, 2012 at 7:31 am

   This was an awesome episode, probably the best one of the season so far.

   I figured Threadson was Bloody Face when the guard met him at his car and he said something to the guard about never working there to begin with.

   Poor Grace! And Kit!

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   KJN
   Posted November 19, 2012 at 10:25 am

   I was watching some scenes from between my fingers, too! Particularly the lobotomy and when Lana was in Thredson’s house. I knew he was BF and I knew she was in for it, bad. Poor Lana. Do we know that Wendy is even dead? I really hope so, but I have a horrible feeling she’s not…and Lana is going to be witness to Thredson’s “work”. I think he really does want her to tell his story.

   This is the first time since the possession episode that I watched the show without reading the EW recap first. I usually can’t stand not knowing what’s coming cause I get too scared, but I couldn’t wait to find out. I was not disappointed. This episode definitely put the “horror” in AHS.

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   plockeness monster
   Posted November 19, 2012 at 11:23 am

   KJN – Threadson basically told Lana that Wendy was dead. He said something about how he kept her body frozen until he could get Lana to his house b/c normally he would’ve skinned her already.

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   juddfan
   Posted November 19, 2012 at 11:29 am

   How did I end up being the delicate flower in this group!!!! I was absolutely horrified . . . I can’t stand the thought of what’s going to happen to Lana . . . and I’ve seen plenty of horror in my day! It’s just women brutalized over and over on this thing . . . ugh!

   I’m with Ya AshSmash on your hating of Dr. T . . . OMG, I hate him so much . . . total transformation from Babe’s Farmer! He probably deserves an award too!

   I dunno, I’m not sure if I missed something or what, but how is it that Kit is being blamed for skinning his wife and being BF!? Was she not taken by aliens? Is she not that horrid, horrid lamp shade? Was she on the UFO? Did they sterilize Grace? I mean, WTF! Good luck making this all make sense, and I’m not even talking about future BF . . . who could be anyone . . . .

   I was also disappointed in Anne’s story . . . but no matter what her story is, Gruber seems to be a fact. I want the sister to nail him so hard!

   Gotta love that shade of lip stick! . . . Go Jude!

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    KJN
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Either way, alive or dead, Lana’s going to be part of something truly horrendous that’s going to happen to Wendy. *shudder*

    @juddfan I agree with you about Lana. It makes me feel sick, too. Especially cause he has someone she loves, which to me is so much worse than if it was just myself (which of course would be bad enough!). But, I have to see how it all ties together and if (I hope) she somehow survives. I hope the end to all this isn’t TOO bleak. I really hope at least some of the nasties get theirs in the end.

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    juddfan
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    agreed, KJN! Poor Lana . . . in answer to the title, I don’t think Lana is ok . . . nor will she be!

    Kit could be cleared tho, if BF keeps killing, and why arrest him again, isn’t he already arrested!?

    Maybe Alma will come back, that would be nice.

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    KJN
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    I’m afraid that it won’t end well for Lana, either. I just hope someone (maybe Jude?), somehow brings down/gets revenge on at least a couple of these heinous men. I like my horror stories to have a hero, lol.

    I’m also holding out hope for Alma. Actually, for Kit and Alma together.

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    plockeness monster
    Posted November 19, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    I really hope Alma is pregnant by Kit, and not an alien.

    The fact that Threadson isn’t a doctor, makes the things he did to Lana in “therapy” that much more creepy…and the fact he is a serial killer that wears a skin mask.

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    yeknom
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 11:11 am

    @Pillania That’s what I was thinking about Anne/Charlotte. Also BF told Lana he wanted her to write his story.

    @Plockness….RIGHT??? I hope Alma’s not pregnant by an alien, but I have a feeling she is! Grace too.

    I thought there was something off about Dr. Thredson this whole time….Kept telling Mr. Yeknom that he was the serial killer and was gonna put Kit in jail/asylum so he could keep killing. Poor, poor Lana.

    And poor Shelly. And those poor kids that saw her!!

    And what was UP with Anne/Charlotte’s husband watching her get a lobotomy?? (Told Mr. Yeknom he’d better not sit there watching me get lobotomized like that ass did!)

    This show is so good. When it’s over I cant wait for the new episode. So. Good.

    And just in case I havent’ said it before…..I love Jessica Lange. Love. Her.