I can’t believe what the girls are eating. After Laura reveals she picked Kristin, Leila looks on forlornly as she shovels french fries into her mouth. Laura’s chewing on some sort of fried meat in her salad while Kiara scoops chips full of guac and cheese from her “salad” into her trapper. And worst of all, Kristin seems to have selected grilled cheese, fries and a coke.
Wouldn’t it be great if Kristin got fat?
Laura explains that she wants everyone to have a chance at the Tyra Suit. I guess that is a good reason to pick Kristin, since God knows, she’ll never earn it herself before getting the boot, but Leila is hurt that Laura seems to feel mean Kristin is as good a friend as she is.
Bad news, Leila. She might like Kristin better.
Did she ever whisper sweet nothings in your ear?
Leila comes on in confessional and says that she doesn’t have to be friends with Laura, since this is a competition.
But you can see that she’s really hurt.
The next morning, Tyra sneaks into the house, trailed by none other than Alicia Keys. They tiptoe into the girls bedrooms to surprise them. Yep, it’s official, Tyra hasn’t got anything else on her slate.
The girls are blown away that Alicia Keys in their bedrooms smelling their morning breath. Victoria is the calmest and just keeps saying, “Oh my gosh!” Kiara is crying and speechless.
And then there’s Laura.
Why do girls react like this when they meet famous people?
Kiara tells Alicia that they have similar voices.
Oh God, please don’t sing.
“Iiiiii want to beeeee America’s next top moddddelllll”
Total rookie 101 mistake. Never try to impress or entertain a celebrity unless you are auditioning for them. Alicia isn’t here to find a girl for a record deal and this puts her in an uncomfortable position. People who behave like Kiara are the reason celebrities avoid the public.
Yvonne gets how inappropriate this is.
This moment is supposed to be about Alicia, not you!
Luckily, Kiara has a lovely voice, so it isn’t as awful as it could have been. Too bad there isn’t a recording contract prize this season. For once, there’s a model who could make something of it.
So Tyra shoos the girls downstairs where a rainbow runway has been constructed. Whatever dirt she’s got on Alicia must be good.
Tyra can’t be bothered to show the girls how to walk, so she makes Alicia do it.
Does Alicia have an ounce of modeling experience? Why would Tyra have Alicia show the girls how to do a runway walk? And why for that matter, would Tyra’s instructional commentary be: “Work. She is feeling it. She is working the hair as she turns around.” Since when has overacting become a desired component of runway walks?
Tyra explains that Alicia Keys is her good friend and that the girls will be doing a charity fashion show for Alicia’s cause, Keep Children Alive.
Victoria is thrilled that the simple act of her walking will mean children live.
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