Did you enjoy this week’s episode of ANTM? Personally I found it to be cringe worthy. Especially the make-overs.
Yep, that’s about what I looked like watching this show.
This week, I was appalled to discover that the epileptic seizure inducing introduction is still part of the opening sequence. And the whole “Wanna Be On Top” intro is still short and crappy.
If you plan on watching the start of this show, brace yourselves. Seriously.
And wear protection.
Our episode picks up with the girls returning to the house and pretending to be happy for Leila’s success with best picture. Totes Snags is stoked she now gets the key to the Tyra suite and invites Laura to join her in raiding the closet. Laura tells us in confessional that she’s not sure what Leila is hoping to get by inviting her, ’cause she has no plans to help out or ally with anyone, but she’s more than happy to participate.
Sadly, Leila says this is the best thing that has ever
happened to her in her entire life.
Poor Darian is totes jealous that Leila got best picture and she comes on to tell us that she doesn’t see a model when she looks at Totes Snags. She also tells us she doesn’t have much model experience but that she checked out a fashion week down at the local mall and got picked and it was the best experience of her life. Jeez girls! Get out more.
Tyra mail arrives (the electronic delivery version, rather than via P’Trique – boo!) and the girls find out they are going to get make overs. Everyone is nervous, but Harvard Maria seems to be more worried than most. She comes on to tell us that there is no way in hell she’s going to let Trya cut her hair. If she actually moved her lips when she talked, she would have said, “Sorry, Tyra. Good luck with that.” But instead it sounds like,
“Morry, Myra. Hng luck mit dat.”
So the girls head down to Christoph Salon in Beverly Hills for their make-overs. They are greeted by Kelly and Johnny. Johnny lisps his way through an introduction of Christoph and the man himself comes out to welcome the girls.
Looks like he needs a make-over too!
Poor Depresstiny. She’s got a tattoo of a coiled snake on her right thigh.
But it’s shaped like a steaming pile of poop!
Both Kelly and Johnny are pretty subdued – where’s Jay Manuel and his affectionate and lively way of speaking when you need him? These two seem bored as they tell the girls that for the first time, they will get to choose whether or not they get a make-over. As if Tyra gives these girls a choice. One way or the other, you pay for defying Tyrant.