In Allyssa’s shoot, they have her at angles that are not her best and there’s something stuck in her hair.
C’mon, Johnny. Get in there and look out for my girl.
WTF – are you asleep behind those glasses???
Johnny’s advice to Darian is to bring her flavor.
What the hell does that mean?
As one of our readers pointed out, Tyra doesn’t want Kiara anywhere near Rob, since he singled her out as delicious in the first episode. They say the photo is disappointing,
but how can this be made to look sexy?
Oh, sure, Johnny. NOW you’re awake.
Meanwhile, Maria is still in her robe and contemplating scripture. Johnny comes to check on her and tell her she’s about to be up. She finally breaks down and tells Johnny that she thinks if she were more into the competition, she would have let them cut her hair. She cries about how modeling is just one of the things she wants to do with her life, not the only thing.
I want to find the holy grail, too!
And so, Maria decides the competition is not for her and without any further ceremony, she is whisked off in a white van and out of our lives forever. Buh-bye, Harvard Maria. I hope you realize this means you are dead to Tyra.
Rob says he isn’t a fan of Kristin because he doesn’t feel like she tries. He suspects she’s just counting on her pretty face to do all the work.
Seriously, beyatch. You are wasting my time.
Guess what Johnny’s advice to Destiny is:
“Bring your flavor.”
Maybe Tyra tells him to give this cryptic and meaningless advice to all the girls who she wants out early.
The good thing about Victoria refusing the make-over is that now she is so eager to cooperate that she isn’t making a big deal about being naked.
This does not look like a girl who is a virgin!
After the shoot, the girls are all crammed onto their two red couches again, poor things. They lament that Maria went home before getting a well deserved reaming from Kelly Cutrone and they get the usual skull mail that someone is going home the next day. Depresstiny moans that she hates her new short hair.
And Victoria wants her mom.
Victoria is worried. Even though, according to Johnny, she rocked the photo shoot, she’s smart enough to know the wrath of Tyra has yet to find her. The thing she wants most in the world to do is call her mother.
And so we cut to a scene where Victoria is talking to her mother.