After walking around the fair for a bit, they see Levi and his new chick Barb. Why isn’t she called Babs? Losers. Anyone else noticed that Barb talks like a man? Red flag alert! Barb interviews that she likes Levi because he has money. I mean, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga’… Esther sees Levi and marches up to him all mad and tells Barb that he’s just using her. Uhh, Esther, did you know that you used Levi? Pot, the kettle’s calling. I think Esther is jealous that for once, all the attention isn’t on her.
I should take this stuffed animal and shove it down your man throat.
Moooooo, John is on a date and it’s gross. I’m talking like the buggy is shaking date. (Insert if the buggy’s rockin’ don’t knock joke here) It was one of those random short scenes so back to commercials. Levi and Merlin meet up to have an argument about something. Stupid dutch subtitles. Alvin is sitting in that sleazy bar they’re always at. Ater the argument, Levi goes back to see that his trailer is on fire. You know this is so staged. If Merlin really set it on fire, the police would see this footage and arrest him for arson. See: Amber’s abuse on Gary footage.
Now, Levi has declared war on Merlin. He and Alvin drive to Ohio to see Merlin’s Bishop. They have concocted a little plan to get Merlin shunned. They shoo the cameras away and talk for a while. Later that day, Merlin goes to collect some money and try to talk to people when he figures out that he has been shunned. He vows to get even with Levi. That night, Alan (remember him?) gets out of Jail. He gets one of the producers phone and calls Levi. Alan yells at him for apparently getting him in trouble and sending Alan to jail. And thats the end for this episode.
Sorry this episode was kinda rushed through and not really snarky. I don’t know, it seemed very lackluster and nothing really interesting happened.
Flip on over to the next page for the tell all episode THAT WAS A DOOZY.
Now it’s time for the Real Housewives of the Amish Mafia Reunion show. Except they’re all acting like a bunch of PMSing little girls and won’t even sit in the same room with each other. Levi, Alvin and Steve are sitting in the same room. Alan is somewhere. Merlin is somewhere. Esther and John are at home I guess. Come on, even the rest of the gang sat in the same room with Teresa (DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY) *table flip*
They all start off by saying over and over again that they are not actors. They are real people. Yes, and I’m the duchess of Cambridge.
You even admitted it!
But wait, this isn’t real. They may not be actors, but this is staged. YOU EVEN ADMIT IT IN THE OPENING CREDITS.