Instead of Andy Cohen (sad sob) hosting this show, the producers off camera ask them questions.
First Question: Why did you do the show?
Each person takes their turn, Esther, Levi, Jo, John Merlin, Steve and Alvin. They all claim that the reason they did this show was so they could show the real side into their community. Right, and the teen moms really did the MTV show to show people how “hard” teen pregnancy is. I’m sure it had nothing to do with a nice paycheck via Discovery Channel.
Merlin does some interviews and shows how really crazy he is. I mean he is pure nuts. AND HE STILL WON’T BUY A FREAKIN’ NEW SHIRT. The cast also talks about how people don’t believe that they’re really amish and then out comes the book. *table flip* Apparently, there is this book that has all of the names of the amish people in them. Each person shows us their name in the book and let me tell you, I’m sold. That’s it. The internet is over you can all go home now.
WELL THAT’S ALL THE PROOF I NEED
We talk about how Esther has been sort of wild. Looking at Jolin, sneaking off with people. She says so what, she likes to have fun. She also says that she still has her morals. While she’s saying this, footage of her dressed like a skank is shown. I say she’s a slut who wants attention because she has daddy issues. Hey Esther, your boobs are showing.
Can’t touch this.
Ladies and germs of the gasm, this had to have been the greatest interview of the night. Jo is talking about what people say about the show and how they don’t really know the real story and then he says IT. He goes, so what you people need to grow some balls instead of sitting behind your computer screen talking sh!t. I KNEW IT. Oh sweet, Fergie Claus MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME. When Jo was saying that, I felt like he was staring into my soul. I really wanted him to go cough cough, AshSmash. Do they read my recaps? Do dreams really do come true?
Hey Jo, if you read them, then comment on them.
Back to the interviews, it’s all about the image. They all say they want to show the Amish in a good image.
Producer Question: Did you like the way the show portrayed you?
You asked, they answered. Most of the time it was no. Levi thinks they mad him look dumb. Uh, well you acted dumb so. Sorry. Alvin says that there were moments when he told you (the producers) not to show something and they did it anyways. Jolin is mad because the cameramen were sneaky. YOU’RE ALL SNEAKY. They’re all mad when they would tell the cameras not to come in or to film them and they did it anyways. Like when they went to Ohio to get Merlin shunned and what not. Lawd half mercy, are we done yet? Whine whine whine.