Levi says John can throw the hut party. The mafia has this hut house with all this equipment for bangin parties. It’s like every college frat guy’s dream house. Except, this is the Amish. Ahem. We see that the parties are wild. I’m not shocked at all that these kids go hard. I mean, you shelter them from society so much they’ll eventually rebel. Parenting 101 with AshSmash. You’re welcome. Don’t take me seriously at all. I’d probably lay my baby down somewhere and forget where I put him or her.
They charge for the hut parties and make a good amount of money. I’m jealous. Also, a lot of non Amish kids (english) show up to these parties too. I must say, I love the Amish girls party clothes. The long skirt says “Hey, I’m formal but I’m also here to party”
“Look at how modest I am!! Can I do my sexy dance? I’ve only had one sip but I’m totally WA$TED”
Joe interviews about Rumspringa. It’s this time of year when Amish youngsters can go off and decide wether or not they want to live the Amish lifestyle. I highly doubt that my parents would just be strict all year round and then on this one day go “oh yeah, please go out and underage drink” Also, they’d make sure I tweeted about how schwasty pants I was getting with my girls intertwined with some LMFAO lyrics. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS NO.
This is my first party. How am I doing guys?
Esther goes off on some tangent about how she HATES english girls because we’re all slutty and our clothes don’t cover our boobs. Oh and we have no morals. Excuse me? Hey Esther, you’re at a level 10 and I need you to step off your pedestal down to a level 5. Don’t get your panties in a bunch over some random girl making out with your boooyyyyfriendddd, Joe. If you want him so bad, go stick your tongue down his throat. Stay classy, hut parties.
Random Amish girls come up to some of the gang and stick their tongue down their throats. I thought these chicks were modest and wholesome? I’m terrified of guys, I couldn’t imagine just walking up to some guy and kissing him. They act all shy but they sure don’t seem too shy to make out with everyone and anyone.
John hops upstairs to make sure his scooter is okay, but finds that people are smoking “green corn” Or in the words of BABS from TM, WHEEEDDDDDD. Let us pause for a moment and ask ourselves a simple question. WWBD, what would Bahhhbra do? Well y’all, I can answer that myself. John should have marched in that room and gone “HIGH HIGH, YA BOTH HIGH” I would have just been giddy in my seat. But alas, John just keeps his mouth shut and decides to tell Levi.
Joe is out washing his nice ass truck, shirtless I may add, when Esther rolls up on her scooter. She quips to her brother that she thinks John is totes a hottie. I’m paraphrasing. John goes all big brother and doesn’t want her near Joe. Joe talking heads that he knows Esther has a crush on him.