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Next up is Brittnay.
Tyra says she’s proud to see this picture and says if Brittnay can keep putting what she put into this photo, she’ll have that elusive Disney brand that she made the mistake of mentioning during her interview. Blahboy tells Brittnay that she really impressed him this week. He means that he nearly pissed his pants when she called him on his bitchy schoolgirl behavior about when Leila was sent home, but he pretends that it’s about her shoot. To atone for his inappropriate behavior, he makes her read a comment from a fan that says she shines like a flashlight in the dark. Not the most eloquent metaphor, but enough to assuage Disney Brit and get her off his oleaginous butt.
Okay, I may need an intervention. My hate appears to be so great that I’m actually using a thesaurus to find more insults.
As proof positive that the judges no longer care what points they award, Britt now gets the highest panel score of 25 which includes one 10 and puts her in the definitive lead.
But of course, we’ve saved the best for last. Laura is called to the stage and she beams through her pumpkin coloring that she won the challenge. You can already tell she’s the favorite by the way Tyra says “let’s take a look at your best steampunk picture.”
You know your picture has to be good when Kelly Cutrone gives you a 10. Has she ever given a 10 before? She says this is the kind of picture you want in the industry. You can drop it on the desk, demand your retainer and walk out the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone loves Laura.
It’s that time again when Tyra holds one less number of pictures than girls standing before her. This week, she decides to rub salt in everyone’s wound by asking if it is even necessary to call the name of the girl who won best picture. Obviously, if Laura saunters down without being called, she’ll lose social points for being too conceited, so she wisely waits until Tyra does call her name. As Tyra congratulates her and hands Laura her picture, she tells Laura the photo is crazy. Damn, how often has there been that kind of love for a girl on ANTM?
After Laura the girls are called in the following order:
That leaves Victoria and Yvonne in the bottom two. Victoria is already crying.