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Some of the girls are harping about how Victoria threw them under the bus at panel and claimed she was being bullied. Laura says she thinks Victoria is the bully and Kiara says she’s been down too much to ever pull something like that on another person. I’m not really interested in this line of conversation but it does lead me into the picture I captured of how skinny Victoria has gotten.
I’m not sure what is up with Kristin’s glasses, but they are pretty fugly. She spews a bunch of hate about how much she hates everyone, especially Leila.
Leila is no fool. She knows she is big competish and that there is no love lost in this house. She’s had time to come to terms with her failed relationship with Laura. Personally I think she’s lucky that she got to skip a whole slew of humiliating “challenges” and gets to saunter back in already knowing how shallow and stupid the rest of the girls are.
So the girls arrive in Jamaica and are greeted by a bus full of hot men.
Laura is sitting with Korey (he of the blue shirt). This is only important because Laura tells us when she sat with Korey, she felt like they had a real connection. Girlfriend might be winning it in the photos, but she’s about to find out that her “high fashion” hideous no make-up look doesn’t translate to keeping a boy.
The girls arrive at their resort and unload from the bus to find some kind of carnival going on. They perform their obligatory screams of delight. The party is happening in front of a mansion, out of which appears Tyra.
What do you think?
The theory that Tyra threw back a few shots with the camera crew before appearing in front of our girls is confirmed when she invites them inside their new home. Girlfriend does a booty drop!
Tyra has lunch with our girls and in her buzzed state, she imagines that she’s got eloquent advice to offer. Her brilliant instruction involves advising the girls that some models smize and some models tooch, but the best ones do both. Damn, I wish Yvonne were here to give us a sardonic look. These stupid girls are eating this crap up as if it is the secret on how to save the world. For once, the girls finally, FINALLY get Tyra in an environment where they can ask her questions about how to model. And she’s just repeating the same old crap.