The best part is watching the challenge is Laura & Bitchtin’s faces when they find out they got the worst score.
Oh, by the way, Nastasia and Kiara won the challenge. Does that mean they have to split the scholarship money along with the chewry?
This may be Jamaica, but back at the house, very little has changed.
Kristin continues to eat in bed. What delights me about this is that she has no idea what is in store for her at night. Jamaica ain’t like California, sweetheart. In Cali, we get these tiny German roaches roaming around at night that you never see. But Jamaica is hot and tropical. That means giant gross roaches with hard exoskeletons that will laugh at your attempts to destroy them. Also their legs are sharp and prickly, a sure guarantee that you will feel them as they crawl over your body at night to get to the crumbs in your sheets.
Have fun with that, Bitchtin!
Laura and Kristin have officially found a tube of bitch bond
and glued themselves at the hip.
They are bashing Leila like nobody’s business. I think they are both scared sh*tless that she’s back in the competition.
It’s the next day and the girls head off to their photo shoot. They are standing by a lovely picturesque river with some small rapids. Suddenly, a raft appears racing their way.
It’s none other than our fugitive, Rob Evans!
So that’s where he’s hiding out from the police. Wonder what will happen when he returns to the U.S. Don’t know what I’m talking about? There’s a story told in pictures at TVgasm’s watercooler Or, for a more comprehensive explanation, you can check out the story here.
Johnny and “true Jamaican photographer” William Richards have joined Rob on our raft. When they arrive, Johnny lisps that today their goal is to tell a story in a single picture. This doesn’t sound like a new idea to me. I’m not really listening until Rob garbles something about Usain Bolt and suddenly I’m all ears. Are we going to get the world’s fastest man in our pictures? How completely awesome would that be??? But no, sadly, they are just listing the photographers street cred. *sigh*
Today’s photo shoot will involve the story of a love triangle. Each lady will be married to Rob but having a torrid affair with their river guide. Kiara says she has to really get a great shot because she knows she isn’t a hit on social media and she has to make up those points somewhere. Laura says she has to bring it because Rob is one of the judges and it’s really important to impress him. Others might have talked, I don’t know. I feel like I have brain freeze. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard all this before but we are being exposed to these thoughts as if they are new ideas. My eyes glaze over as my temporal lobe shuts down.
Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm! I come back to life as Tyra treats me to shots of shirtless male models.