My brain defrosts as the girls head into their makeup tent and their hunky companions are all glistening in the sun with their gorgeous skin and looking particularly tasty. Johnny tells them they each get to pick the male model who will play their love interest. If it were me, I’d use every single one of them. Forget love triangle, I would want a love octagon!
Victoria is our first model to go. Johnny already knows she’s got some backstory, so he asks her what her scandal is. She tells him she comes from a very fluent family. I’m pretty sure she means affluent, but we’ll just let her go on. It isn’t an interesting story and is simply a longer version of Johnny’s love triangle assignment.
Rob tells us he’s pretty much over Victoria’s drama.
Leila surmises that Laura is afraid of her return to the competition. I would have to agree with her,
but I don’t see any sign of it in Laura’s shot.
For some reason, Johnny tells Leila she’s into her man but a total cocky bitch. She better not get points off at panel for not interacting with the river dude!
Johnny loves her tooch.
I’m a little confused as to why a make-up artist thought it would be a good idea to put super long lashes on the girls in an outdoor photo shoot. Between the shadow they will cast because of the sun and the fact that it must bright as hell out there, no one is going to look like their eyes are open. Perhaps they could have used Johnny’s airfare to bring in a sensible artist. Rob is giving the girls better direction than he is!
Johnny, do something before Tyra rips Nastasia’s head off!
Johnny says he’s surprised Kristin is still in the competition.
Kiara says she’ll have no problem working up the chemistry.
That evening, we are once again treated to Victoria calling her mom. I think everyone is over this B plot by now and I don’t really care what it is she laments to her mother about in her annoying tremulous voice.
I don’t really see what the point of her bra is.
Paint would be just as effective.
We all know what that means… Tyra shows the girls how its done…
…if they didn’t have to worry about moving water, super long lashes
and the possibility of elimination.
Also, I don’t see a love triangle in this picture…