The girls all arrive in sarongs. And sadly all of our judges are here, which means they spent money on shipping Bryanboy too. Think of how much more they could have put into pictures without all that wasted airfare, hotel and per diem!
Nastasia goes first.
Kelly loves her body posture. Rob says she looks beautiful and tooched her ass off. Tyra disagrees that it is too much hooch. I call the bullshit card on that. She just saw Nastasia nearly making out with her man and must dole out retribution in some form. Rob’s having none of it. He loves this picture and nearly jumps out of his chair as he declares he’s giving his score right now and it is a ten. Ummm…. Rob, you aren’t helping her cause.
Today I tank your score. Next time, I cut your face. Got it?
Rob says Leila’s body looks amazing in her picture. Smarmyboy tells Leila she is a diamond in the rough. When he looks at her he sees a model, but she disappointed people with this shoot. Please, God, someone shut his little face up! Kelly loves her body and everything about the photo, except her face is just pretty. Tyra says that this photo is totally a catalogue that she would get in the mail and wonder how they got her address to send her such a hideous thing.
Tell us more, Tyra!
I think Leila had better pictures. They just want to
create drama, since her challenge score was better than Laura’s.
Kelly is upset by Kiara’s photo. She says it looks like a girl auditioning for a dance solo, rather than a fashion model. Rob says she isn’t connecting with her men. Which makes this a really unfair photo to choose, ’cause she was connecting with both in the stuff we saw.
But maybe this is the best shot that shows off her dress.
If nothing else clued us in that we just witnessed our last phone call with Victoria and her mom, Kelly’s reaction of “Oh, God!” when she first sees the best photo should serve that purpose.
Sure enough, Kelly says it looks like an advertisement for a Celine Dion concert.
Rob says Victoria is dead in the face and that she over thinks everything. Brianboy gives her a comment to read. For the last two girls, all he’s done is say here’s a comment and let the girl read or watch the fan vote. If he kept his contribution to just that, he would be tolerable. Almost cute, even.
Kelly and Rob give Victoria sixes but since she hasn’t made a move on Rob, Tyra gives her a pity seven. That ties Victoria with Kiara for last place.