I like Nastasia a lot. I hope either she or Leila wins. Kelly doesn’t like the eyes because they’re rolled up, Rob agrees, Tyra disagrees. BryanBoy says people on social media aren’t loving it. You know what I’m not loving? BryanBoy. He’s asinine. Scores: 7, 7, 8.
Victoria’s up next. She blathers on and on about how she thought she did really well on the go-sees and Tyra’s like, “Annnnnd?” Victoria says she didn’t book any.
You guys, look at that. A pair of jeans, a bandanna shirt, and little black board. So cheap. Kelly hates it, Rob doesn’t like it, but she’s “taking risks.” Um, no. Tyra agrees but thinks Victoria needs more eye “spark.” BryanBoy begins to tell her about her disappointing social media and Victoria interjects with her “personal stuff” going on and being “attacked and bullied.” Kelly berates the other girls for picking on Victoria given that she’s been home-schooled and what-not and tells them to focus on themselves. That whole thing was weird. I mean, I’m glad Kelly stood up for Victoria because, even though Victoria is insane, I feel like the other girls have ganged up on her. But at the same time, I’m surprised Kelly would even give a shit. Scores: 6, 7, 8.
Blah blah blah, BryanBoy is like, “Even though social media hates you, I love you –” And Kelly interrupts, rolling her eyes, all, “Oh, Kiara, Kiara, Kiara.” Hee! I think Kelly hates BryanBoy! Yay! Scores: 7, 9, 9. Seriously? This cycle is rigged Tyra wants to see more neck. Whatever. Oh, and then Tyra changes her score to a 7. So, it’s: 7, 9, 7.
Brittany. Kelly is surprised that she didn’t book any clients. Really, Kelly? Really?
Man, that’s a bad photo. Rob says she’s slipping and Kelly says it’s a bad photo. BryanBlah says that her fans are sticking up for her. Tyra says that the photo sucks, but her body of work will net her a better score. Whatever. Scores: 6, 5, 7.
Kelly likes it because it’s hot, Tyra says it’s hot, Rob says something that I don’t care about, and BryanBlah says something that I care about even less. Okay. So BryanBlah says something like, “You know, people don’t see what I see with Kiara, but with you, I don’t see what people see in you.” And Kelly’s all, “That’s not true! That is so. Mean.” I want Kelly to punch him. And then kick him in his stupid little boy crotch. And then punch him again. Tyra tries to save face by saying that BryanBoy “comes from high, high fashion.” Um, no. He has a blog. That’s it. He is not a designer, he is not a consultant, he’s not even a g.d. intern. He. Has. A blog. Also, he’s an icky little elf. Tyra tells Laura that she looks commercial when she comes in, so she shouldn’t wear so much makeup to panel. Scores: 9, 9, 9. *Sigh*