By the time the girls arrive in Palm Springs, they are sweaty, grimey and disgusting. They all really want a shower. But instead they are greeted with this.
Random acts of ugly.
Buttheadboy tells the girls that their challenge will be judged by the Nylon Editor in Chief, a guy with three first names who looks like he just came from the type of photoshoot the girls are about to participate in. He has been watching the pictures as they were taken and he offers the girls feedback.
Kristin has a great look for Nylon and her bathroom shot was fabulous. Brittnay had an “interesting” picture with the map but everything else looked like vacation photos. Allyssa has great energy but is too posed. Ummm… wasn’t that the point? To pose as models while doing random acts?
Okay, whatever dude.
Of course, Laura gets the most love of all. He tells her she did a great job with props and locations and then he forces out the words Tyra made him say. “You did a great job with random acts of modeling.”
Kill me now.
For the other team, he tells Nastasia she has an innate Nylon look but did not deliver what Tyra was looking for. He loved Victoria’s photo on a tractor but her other shots did not seem like random acts of modeling. Neither was the tractor according to Tyra, so what gives? I’m so over the nonsensical bullshit that is these challenges.
Kiara gets no props on her look or modeling but at least he says she’s the only one on her team that understood the random act of modeling challenge. This so pisses me off. They would all have gotten it if someone had simply explained it means to look at a camera with something in your hand. Whatevs. I’m so over it I can’t even muster up the energy to rant about it.
Irritating Bowelboy announces that Laura is the winner and will be doing a video segment for Nylon tv. She’s over the moon but the other girls are pretty subdued. It’s exhausting watching Laura win all the time. Allyssa comes on and says she doesn’t care that Laura won. She’s still doing well for a girl with no prior modeling experience, so her confidence is “still sky high.”
Oh my beautiful, sweet Allyssa.
Saying you have confidence in confessional is always the kiss of death.
I weep for you already.
Just because Broccoliboy hasn’t irritated us enough with his affected speech, he now announces the scores each girl received, rather than showing a scoreboard. Don’t worry, I’ll post them for you, but as they were being announced it suddenly hit me.
Brittnay also reminds me of another muppet!
Here’s the challenge scores I added into my own personal spreadsheet that I use to monitor the “quantitative judging.”
Here at TVgasm, we make sure we are the first to spot shenanigans.
Pages: 1 2
3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10