Victoria is up next and she’s already stated that there isn’t anything she won’t resort to as far as weirdness goes to keep her in the competition. She saunters into her shoot already in character as a good girl who is freaking out because she just lost her virginity and needs a pregnancy test.
Is this girl for real?
Johnny tells her she should be an actress.
Which is funny, since I’m pretty sure her entire character on this show is an act.
Kristin gets a nice milk bath.
Kiara says this isn’t her first dumpster dive.
Nastasia struggles as the photographer wants her
to scrunch and she’s worried about looking short.
Allyssa tells us she’s ready to rock it in her outfit. She is going to win best photo and get in the Tyra Suite, cause she’s ready to start winning this competition.
She does look pretty determined.
Johnny’s instructions to her are that she’s so desperate for soda, she’s going to lick it off the floor. OMG – are they trying to make sure she gets eliminated?
But Allyssa really is desperate, so she complies.
She gets props for following directions and it is just as she’s “starting to get the concept of the shot” (according to the photographer) that a cockroach appears, attracted to all that scattered pizza and bubbly. Everyone is skeeved out, knowing Allyssa’s tongue has been on that same spot. Is it any surprise that as she’s grovelling on the floor Johnny says he doesn’t see her as a high fashion model?
Tyra, what have you done to my dignity?
Degraded and humiliated as much as possible, the girls return home to their own digs. Tyra Skull mail reminds them one person will be eliminated on the morrow and Victoria is freaking because she thinks she is in trouble.
And so we are treated to another sob fest on the phone with mom.
But this time, even mom seems exasperated by Victoria’s ridiculous behavior and shouts at her daughter “Why don’t you just leave? Why don’t you just come home? That’s ridiculous!” This can’t possibly be for real if this girl is actually the fabulous actress we all think she is. But damn does it seem genuine. I would hate for a super talented girl to be tainted with the tincture of Tyra for the rest of her life.
The girls decide Victoria needs an intervention and Nastasia starts by telling Victoria she thinks she needs to go home because she’s sick. All the other girls try to be helpful, but of course, Victoria feels attacked.
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