Allyssa tries to tell Victoria that there comes a time in her life when she will have to let go of her mom.
Says the girl still holding her teddy.
Victoria doesn’t acknowledge that she’s lost weight but the other girls say she never eats and is fading away.
What do you think, Gasmii?
It’s panel time and shocker of all shocks, there is no “Here’s how you model like a skank ho” show ‘em up photo from Tyra.
But I bet she could fit 3 Victoria’s
in that “skinny” dress of hers.
After Tyra goes through the litany of “prizes” the winner of ANTM will get, she explains to the judges that the girls had to get in the car without showering and at the end of their trip participate in a “stank girl photoshoot.” She tells them they were method modeling.
Oh my God.
You’ve got to be kidding me. Now she’s honing in on sacred acting terms? Where does she get the idea that modeling is such a brilliant art form that it can be done method? If it had really been method modelling, those girls would have had to take 12 Quaaludes before posing in front of toilets. I’m over Tyra’s insane brain.
Brittnay’s up first and I think her shot is the bomb.
I’m intrigued by the one shoe off.
Dear God, I sound like Bryanboy.
I have no more right to comment on her shot than he does.
So I’ll stop.
So I can bitch about him.
Everyone loves her shot and even the 4th judge is a video of a boy who is blowing kisses at Piggy Nose. Things look very good for Brittnay.
Kiara is next and Kelly says she is a vortex right into the dumpster of hell but she looks a little too fresh to be in the garbage. I think that means that overall Kelly approves. Rob rolls his head and garbles crap but I think he’s happy with the picture, even though he’s shaking his head from side to side. Maybe he’s got a little Indian in him.
Tyra says she loves that Kiara’s length fills the dumpster
but it looks a little too much like a crime scene.
Kiara is made to read a comment, which says that she is trashy. It’s not clear if it is a compliment or not. That should be the end of Bryanboy. But then we cut to him and he’s got props. Oh dear God this is the take they used in the very first episdoe of this show. Here we go, let’s see what the little douche has to say.
He holds up a crumpled piece of paper near his ear and says “Some of the girls are here.” Then he holds another piece of crumpled paper in front of his flacid man boob and says “and some of the girls are here.”
Dude, did you run this by Tyra first?
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