Bungholeboy is oblivious to the fact that he is showing up Tyra. He tells Kiara that he feels like in her case, she is … there.
Kiara – just a girl’s throw away from Brianboy’s coveted nipple.
Badbreathboy says it is so frustrating because he sees something in her. Oh shut up, useless maggot. You aren’t here to be a personal spokesperson.
Laura is up next and she comes to the front wearing her hair down. Tyra says she doesn’t look like a model today and Laura quickly scrambles to pull her hair back. The judges all agree that’s better.
Could it be I made a bad choice about your make-over? Nah.
Rob says Laura’s photo seems weak. Kelly doesn’t find it believable and says she looks like a princess doll that got left in the bathroom. Tyra says since her mom was a model and she’s such a strong competitor, there is no excuse for delivering such a bad picture. Bilebakeboy makes Laura read a comment from one of her “fans”, which suggests she flushed her modeling skills.
What are these skills you speak of, oh 4th judge commenter?
These poor girls haven’t been taught anything!
Someone can’t hide her displeasure at the terrible feedback.
Kristin goes next and Kelly says she can finally see edge and versatility in Kristin.
Tyra says she’s modeling the clothes despite what’s happening in
her face and she wants to buy the stockings.
Rob and Kelly continue to agree on pictures this week and they are both in love with Nastasia’s shot.
Tyra loves it too.
All is going well for Nastasia until Butwhycan’thegoawayboy starts to speak. Instead of telling us what the 4th judge has to say, he says, “You look tall. You look lean. It’s completely different.”
This little focker has convinced himself he’s a judge now!
Rob tells Allyssa he appreciates how committed she is, since she’s licking the floor but for him it appears she’s aware a camera is there. Kelly suggests it is Jackie O meets the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Beyondbileboy shows a comment from someone who
suggests Allyssa should have smized to the camera.
Tyra agrees and demonstrates for Allyssa.
Thanks for teaching her now,
just 5 minutes before she goes home.
Kelly and Rob give Allyssa sure-to-send-her-home scores. Of course that was the intention all along, but Tyra still acts like the scores are harsh and then announces since Allyssa had to lick the floor, she gives her an 8.
Good thing your scores are not arbitrary or anything, oh beneficent one.
Victoria goes last.
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