Leila is named the winner of the challenge and she chooses Kiara to accompany her on her spa day.
No one celebrates Leila’s victory.
The girls return to the house to find their challenge scores.
On top of that, there is a slew of clothes from Cedelle’s line waiting for Leila. We’re talking racks full of really cute stuff.
Cue the insane jealousy.
Kristin and Laura return to their room where Kristin spews more poison. She asks if she’s the only girl here who is for real because she’ll never be happy for anyone’s success unless it’s hers. Laura is just staring at her, so Kristin quickly revises her sentence to say that she’s happy for Laura’s wins but she doesn’t get all effusive about it and pretend to be overly thrilled.
Kristin doesn’t actually know the word effusive,
so she demonstrates with mock porn.
The next few minutes are a cut between Leila celebrating her win and Kristin continuing to bellyache about how much she hates Leila.
Tyra mail arrives, along with some celebratory drinks. Are all these girls over 21? I guess it doesn’t matter in Jamaica, but I would think the liability factor of being on a U.S. show would make it a concern. Anyway, their message is a video from P’Trique with a green screen.
Well at least they saved on one pointless person’s airfare.
He says something about babbling brooks and raging rivers and when you are this close to top model, anyone can fall. Laura tells us they are never 100% on Tyra mail, so it could be anything. Wiser words…
The girls head off to their photo shoot and arrive at the Dunns River Falls in Ocho Rios. Today they have to get a killer shot while posing in the waterfall as a warrior. Their photographer is unlike anyone they have shot with before… blah, blah, blah. Johnny bores me. He’s lucky he’s cute. Anyway, he means Tyra who speeds towards them all on a jet ski. I think she’s been drinking this entire trip because that is a ballsy move that could go all kinds of wrong. Anyway, she tells the girls that this was exactly where she shot her first swimsuit calendar, which is why they are here.
Remember the days when the girls went to places like Paris, Milan and London?
You know, places that needed no explanation.
For once it looks like they have a set-up for a real photo shoot. Of course, no expense spared for the pictures Tyra is gonna take. She tells the girls that she is decorating her house and she’s looking for a picture that she will hang in her salon. It’s at this point, as she says “salon” in a fake French accent that my husband joins me on the couch and asks why no one has killed her yet. Yikes.