This picture is not art. It’s a stupid person sitting in water with a curtain on their head. No one could pull off window dressings on their head, for God’s sakes. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a royal bitch.
Rob says he likes Kristin’s face in the picture but not her body position. Kelly says she looks like a girl who ran away from the convent and is hanging out with her boyfriend in the rocks while dropping mushrooms. Ouch. The whole convent runaway girl part isn’t her fault, though. Tyra says she appreciates how hard the shoot was and she gravitates towards the awarkdness of the photo. Whateves, Ty. You just don’t want us to think you haven’t already decided it is Kristin’s time to go. Brianboy says that her loss of fan love is becoming a trend.
This day just keep getting better and better!
Kiara is up next and Rob gets all hot and flustered at her tooch. Both Tyra and Bryanboy fan him to cool his ardor as he gushes about what a fabulous shot she has. Kelly agrees and says Kiara has an advantage because she is a warrior girl, unlike Kristin who is not a warrior.
This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
Tyra tells Kiara she has to bring this to every single photo shoot. She loves the angles on Kiara’s face. Brianboy tells her the love is flowing from social media too. Kiara couldn’t be more stoked about her feedback.
Tyra says this is probably Kiara’s money shot.
Hello? Anyone? Remember my steam punk photo?
OMG this is like the best day ever!
The girls are sent away for deliberations. Liela and Kiara hug in celebration of their awesome scores. Kristin can’t stand their success and turns it into a fight about them being disrespectful because she’s worried about her photos. I love that Kiara tells her she doesn’t care.
WTH? Now I can’t even be happy for myself?
Don’t worry about it, Leila. The stupid bitch is
minutes away from going home.
Back at panel, it should come as no surprise that Leila gets called for best picture. Tyra announces that Kiara is the runner-up for best photo and the one she loves so much that she is going to use it in her house. Nastasia secures the third slot of our final four, leaving Laura and Kristin in the bottom two.
It’s gonna sting like hell when that bitch bond get rips apart.
The countdown of delight begins.
Kristin already knows she’ll be the one going home.
And Laura finds one of her bad angles.