This picture is not art. It’s a stupid person sitting in water with a curtain on their head. No one could pull off window dressings on their head, for God’s sakes. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a royal bitch.
Rob says he likes Kristin’s face in the picture but not her body position. Kelly says she looks like a girl who ran away from the convent and is hanging out with her boyfriend in the rocks while dropping mushrooms. Ouch. The whole convent runaway girl part isn’t her fault, though. Tyra says she appreciates how hard the shoot was and she gravitates towards the awarkdness of the photo. Whateves, Ty. You just don’t want us to think you haven’t already decided it is Kristin’s time to go. Brianboy says that her loss of fan love is becoming a trend.
This day just keep getting better and better!
Kiara is up next and Rob gets all hot and flustered at her tooch. Both Tyra and Bryanboy fan him to cool his ardor as he gushes about what a fabulous shot she has. Kelly agrees and says Kiara has an advantage because she is a warrior girl, unlike Kristin who is not a warrior.
This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
Tyra tells Kiara she has to bring this to every single photo shoot. She loves the angles on Kiara’s face. Brianboy tells her the love is flowing from social media too. Kiara couldn’t be more stoked about her feedback.
Tyra says this is probably Kiara’s money shot.
Hello? Anyone? Remember my steam punk photo?
OMG this is like the best day ever!
The girls are sent away for deliberations. Liela and Kiara hug in celebration of their awesome scores. Kristin can’t stand their success and turns it into a fight about them being disrespectful because she’s worried about her photos. I love that Kiara tells her she doesn’t care.
WTH? Now I can’t even be happy for myself?
Don’t worry about it, Leila. The stupid bitch is
minutes away from going home.
Back at panel, it should come as no surprise that Leila gets called for best picture. Tyra announces that Kiara is the runner-up for best photo and the one she loves so much that she is going to use it in her house. Nastasia secures the third slot of our final four, leaving Laura and Kristin in the bottom two.
It’s gonna sting like hell when that bitch bond get rips apart.
The countdown of delight begins.
Kristin already knows she’ll be the one going home.
And Laura finds one of her bad angles.
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Thank you for posting the recaps. I cannot bring myself to watch this complete meltdown of a show I truly enjoyed in the past. The loss of the Jays and Nigel is so evident in the demise of quality, development of the girls, and concern for their POSSIBLE futures in the business. It is now painfully clear that if you want to have a career in modeling that you should stay as far away from Tyra and ANTM as possible. PLEASE let this end soon.
I’ve been amused by Kristin up until now but last night she was in pure bitch mode and I am no longer amused. I imagine Kristin as having one of those perfectionistic asshole moms who make their daughters every flaw into a shitstorm of condemnation (most of the moms I knew growing up were of this kind, sadly) but now that little Kristin is all grown up she seems to have absorbed the mantle and become the full blown witch herself. What a petty selfish little person she is.
So happy for Kiara and Leila. You could almost see the venom poisoning Laura and Kristin as they watched Kiara and Leila do well in the challenge and photo shoot. I hope Laura goes next, she is way too entitled and smug for me. She acts like she fully expects to win and other girls have no place there. I want Tyra to wipe that smug smile off her face. And Tyra was right, Laura’s face is very flat, she has not many angles to play up. She’s kinda pretty but not a striking girl by any means. And her personality is just vile. I knew as soon as she declared Leila had a ‘crush’ on her and then when Leila thought that assertion amusing and refuted it she got angry and also cried and felt sorry for herself for Leila’s refusal to admit her stalkerish crushing friendship. I honestly don’t think Leila had any idea at the time what the hell Laura was talking about, she was just being friendly with a girl she saw as equal competition. Laura blew it up into Leila being all ‘hanging on the popular girl’ with Laura cast in the starring role and it just smacked of ego and popular girl syndrome to me. I’m glad Leila is back and being real. Laura needs to shut it and go home. She has the same personality as Kristin, but she has better grace about hiding it so folks don’t notice it so much. But her attitude is the same.
Leila, Kiara, or Nastasia – I’d be fine with any of them winning now.
I am rooting for Leila. I am so glad that you are doing this show Luscious because I don’t have to watch it. I got turned off once Tyra’s ego got as big as her backside. I was also turned off when that one girl (Salisha I think. I know they went to China that season) won that season. I thought she was awful and not at all pretty. I do not know what she is doing now but she is not that pretty and even as a not so glamorous person, even I am better.
Great recap Luscious!!!
DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE!!!!!
I haven’t even read the ‘cap yet I’m so damn excited! Finally! I shall fall asleep tonight to the image of that evil/vile/repugnant/immature/bloviating/narcissistic/whiny BITCH’S face as she realized she was FINISHED! DONE! OUTTA THERE! LEILA BEAT HER! DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS!
Okay I’m not normally at all this mean but for shit’s sake the chick was the devil.
Off to read!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Man, did I love watching Kristin whine about how “rude” and “disrespectful” Kiara and Leila were toward her. Because she was always the very standard of kindness, decency and respect toward them.
How much that production must have hated her if they sent her out with that poison pill.
Not sorry to see her go and hopefully she’ll have her little epiphany that if you treat everyone with contempt some of that contempt might come back.
Any0ne but Leila for the win, please.
I’m so happy Kristin is gone. She is one of the most hateful people I have ever seen. And just think we got the edited version of her.
When I realized that Bitchtin was the getting a whooole lot of screen time I got super excited, but I didn’t want to be let down like I was last week, so I opened good ol’ Wikipedia and peeked! Someone’s keeping the ANTM page uber current and Bitchtin was listed as OUT. I almost cried with joy.
I’m good with anyone winning but Laura, and not necessarily because she’s a wench…she really doesn’t have many “angles”.
As usual thank you, Luscious, for a fabulous recap ;-D
Yassss Leila went in on them bitches this week.
So proud of her.
As for Kristin, it just got to a point in the episode where I couldn’t even react anymore, because I was stunned at how hateful she was.
I just don’t get how someone who looks like her could be so fucking hideous on the inside. I suspect that she has some real self-loathing issues. Unless she changes, she’ll probably die alone without even any pets to keep her company because animals can sense evil and all her pets will commit suicide or run away, whichever is easiest and fastest.
For real though.
If she wasn’t such an evil c u next tuesday, I might feel sorry for her.
Funny too that she tries to call out other girls for not being good models when Kristin is easily the worst one there. She literally does nothing. Nothing with her face, nothing with her body….she just stands in whatever getup they put her in and lets them take her picture.
And she should know that she’s not the only one in the house that isn’t fake. Didn’t Kiara already explain that she too is a real ass bitch? Kristen clearly wasn’t wearing her listening ears.
Now, we just need to send Kiara and Laura home so Ms. Nastasia and Leila can duke it out for the win.
And Leila shall inherit the Earth, for while Nastasia is nice and gorg and I kind of love her and only wish her good things in this world, she’s no Leila.
When Tyra said she was looking for a picture for her “saloh”, I got the worst pang of sadness for Andre Leon Talley. I miss him. And Mr. Jay. I miss Mr. Jay so fucking much….did ya’ll notice how Johnny didn’t say anything this whole shoot? All he did was rearrange Kristen’s curtain. And when Tyra was commenting on the girls to camera, she was doing it alone. Normally, Mr. Jay is there, adding little tidbits and throwing shade. And he actually helps direct the shoot. I hope Tyra noticed that Johnny is really not good for much and kicks him out.
She needs to crawl to Canada on her knees and bring back Mr. Jay. By force, if necessary.
Perhaps she can lure him back with the promise of Johnny, lying naked on a bearskin rug in front of a crackling fire. Oh yes. That will bring him running.
And Johnny will at least be put to use in the only way that he’s good for.
Everyone wins.
Again thanks for the great recap Luscious. I loved the intro in particular.
Yes the bitch is gone !
The editors of the show must hate Kristin. They could’nt be bothered anymore cutting out some of her bitchery and decided to show her in her full sociopathic glory.
Never in this show has a bitch been so vile and such a lackluster model at the same time.
At this point I’ll be happy with any girl winning but Laura.
P.S. : I recognized Aminat from cycle 12 on Project Runway All Stars. She is Emilio’s model if I remember well.
Thank you, Luscious for ‘capping all of this nonsense. It really has become a caracature of its once classy self.
Krisitn? Amazing how some people who spew hate turn it around and accuse their victims of doing exactly that.
Does she think the camara and mic won’t record that?
Go Leila.
I too, will no longer watch the ANTM, relying solely on your humorous and insightful Recaps. However, I do believe the train-wreck has ‘redeeming value’ and hope it continues for many cycles. Perhaps a few of the parents’ of girls with dreams of becoming models, have been able to steer them onto another path. Thankfully my own parents were astute enough to point out the fact that, while my beauty would fade, I would always have my PhD. It is much more fun to have admirers ask, \Are you a Model?\ and be able to reply, \No, I’m a Nuclear Physicist.\ By the time I’m long-in-the-tooth, I will be a Senior Vice President.
I’m sorry I wasn’t paying attention too well cause Bryanboy looked so odd but did he not interject his opinion this time cause thinking back I don’t remember him saying anything stupid. Maybe someone reigned him in and reminded him he wasn’t a judge. I hope his revenge was that getup cause what was too weird
In my world when someone starts calling other people fake it is because the other people call them out on their bad behavior or don’t kowtow to them. Kristin does remind me of the high school popular mean girl who can’t understand why she is no longer the queen
I would have enjoyed Kristen’s bitching more if she was bad mouthing the show not just her fellow contestants. But knowing how vain Trya is she would not allow it. This show has become cheap atleast in the first season they went to Paris. Kiara going on how much she wants to win is defentily a act saying she would kill to win. What is so great about winning a shitty reality show with crappy prizes and none of the past winners have become successful in modeling. Like Tyra is going to put her picture up in her house maybe in the tool shed.
“Like Tyra is going to put her picture up in her house maybe in the tool shed.”
I just busted out laughing.
@Xouille: I didn’t remember her name, but did recognize a former ANTM contestant on the last episode of Project Runway.
^Yes it was Aminat.
Leslie from Cycle 6 was Michael Costello’s model in the prior all-stars season as well.
Who is this person that claims to be Luscious?
“Ah yes, the deadly and terrifying dolphins of the deep.” Bad Girls Club – do you not know Dolphins commit rape?
“Tyra mail arrives, along with some celebratory drinks. Are all these girls over 21? I guess it doesn’t matter in Jamaica, but I would think the liability factor of being on a U.S. show would make it a concern.” Never watched the Real World or Road Rule Challenges?
Kiara – acting ghetto never gets you a win.
Is it possible to do a recap with nothing but photos and captions?
Words cannot describe how glad I am that Kristin is gone. I hope she’s watching the show and realizing how bad of a person she is. I bet she plays the “it’s edited” and “living in the house was so stressful” cards. Again, I don’t have a problem with “bitches” on the show, as long as they have some redeeming qualities or can at least take a good photo, but Kristin didn’t have any good qualities and her photos sucked.
And yeah, Tyra and Co. totally sabotaged Leila so she could come back and make a good story. Although, it was weird seeing how close she and Kiara were in this episode. I don’t really recall them being terribly close before, but I could be wrong. It was like she was ignoring Nastasia, though, and I thought those girls were pretty tight.
I’m actually interested in who’s going to win now, since all these girls can take relatively good photos. I wonder if Tyra will eliminate 2 girls next week or just one, since it usually goes either way in the next-to-last episode. But given the “rules” on voting this year, it’ll probably be one girl eliminated next week, and then the final 3 during the final ep (with one girl eliminated halfway through).
Oh I love (read hate) when reality TV contestantspull the “I was edited this way” card.
Honey, nobody can edit you that way if you did not give them enough material in the first place.
I think Kathy Griffin said something similar in one of her show : basically that the editors of My life on the D-List tried to give her a more “positive” edit and failed to do so.
@Hypnotoad – I think Kiara/Leila were friendly before Leila left. She was the girl who was having the little confab with Leila about how Kristin/Laura were talking smack about her. But once Leila was gone, she and Nastasia became closer. But the three of them are sharing a room.
And yes, I am a bit shame-faced that I could so easily pull that information out of thin air. I’ll go rethink my priorities.
Kristin posted her rants on her facebook
http://www.facebook.com/notes/kristin-kagay/a-peice-of-my-mind-on-reality-bullshit/385702188172934
i wonder if she’s really makes friend with Yvonne?
@vallegirl — No, thank you! I was actually hoping I was wrong, because even though Kiara’s not my favorite, and even though she can’t go 2 minutes without talking about her “rough childhood,” I do like her. I’m glad I was wrong (THIS TIME . . .).
Also, I forgot to mention that I LOVE LOVE LOVED (you can tell I loved it — I used all caps) when Kelly gave Rob shit during panel. Loved it. I wish Kelly had been a judge in other cycles instead of just starting last year — and again, I’m sorry, but the British Invasion cycle kicked all kinds of ass. It. Was. Amazing. But then, we wouldn’t have had Andre Leon “Dreckitude” “Salon” Talley, so . . . Mixed emotions.
Laura better be eliminated next. I’m ever so sick of her. I do hate this season, but I’d be okay with a Kiara/Nastasia/Leila top three. And then a Nastasia/Leila top two. And then a Leila top one. I read somewhere that Rob said something like, There were two girls who blew [us] away with their high fashion looks in the beginning and they made it to the end. I’m paraphrasing. (I’m too lazy to look things up. Seriously. I am too lazy to Google. *sigh* First world problems.) So, I’m thinking Leila makes it to the final two. I hope she wins, but, you know, this cycle and it’s prizes suck, so whatever.
How do you guys think these remaining girls would have been in a regular cycle, with real judges, real photo shoot coordinators, real prizes, and real panel judging? I actually think Leila and Nastasia would have done okay.
Oh, and I think I’m recapping next week’s episode again. So, you know . . . Prepare for that crap.
Oh! And someone mentioned the drinking? Or something? Didn’t someone mention it? I’m going to talk about it anyway. I’m fairly sure the drinking age in Jamaica is 18. I haven’t been there, thank god, because a.) They ARE SO NOT down with the gays. And mostly b.) I can only drink, like, 2 Red Stripes in a day, before I get skunked out and need to switch to something else. In other seasons, the girls who were under 21 but 18 and up would drink in the international destination. I submit to you, ANTM Gasmii, the evidence: Marjorie. Cycle 11. Making a super drunk awkward ass of her already super awkward self in Amsterdam when they invited the boys over. Oh, but she was “European,” so no one else could understand her awkward-ness. Whatever. Marjorie became less and less likable as the season wore on, and the other “European,” Elina, can suck it.
Oh. Shit. You, guys — I bet I get stuck recapping the pointless “recap” episode. What am I going to do with that crap? I’ll figure something out.
Someone not liking Europeans that much. Wow. A bit snobby? Well I can tell you here in Europe gay people are not people we really notice. They are the same as we are. Except they like their own sex.
Much better than they are treated in America.
But I like “Americans” so back on topic. I so agree with (nearly) all of you. Although I would have loved to see arrogant Laura go first. She like Kristen is lucky to be good looking, although Laura tries to model and was also lucky with the make over. That girl is so full of herself. From the beginning I was rooting for Leila. It felt so weird that she was a goner but I agree, they did that on purpose.
And what about the love for Kiara? her photos have all been so bad except for this week!. I like Natasja but am not always liking her photo’s.
Am I the only one who does like the photographer? Can’t stand the fat male guy in women’s clothes and the blog guy.
Pop some pills and drink some alcohol Hypno. That should make the recap recap fun to read.
It was Luscious that mentioned the drinking in the recap and I pointed out the Real World/Road Rules folks as they are under age drinkers.
Didn’t one of the girls get toasted in Italy a few cycles ago? Not sure her age.
Shandi did in cycle 2 (“Oh my god, HONEY?! YOU HAD SEX?!?!?”) but she was 21 at the time, although the drinking age is at most 18 there. And they went to Italy again in Cycle 10, but I don’t remember anyone getting drunk. Although Anya sounded like she was. Constantly. Also, she sounded like she chased her liqour with weed. Lots and lots of weed. And then threw in some mushrooms. Pretty girl, but I wanted to stab my ears when she opened her mouth.
Did anyone else see the photo of the kicked-off girls in Jamaica? It was on ANTM’s FB page. So, everyone got to go to Jamaica? Instead of a recap episode, I’d rather see an episode of what happened with the other girls that got kicked-off.
Dammit, Zhof — I really want to click on that link, but I’ve deactivated my FB page until the election stuff is over. I hope she keeps it posted . . .
“I never thought being on reality tv would give me a certain respect for other reality stars that i hadn’t had before.”
Hypno good luck if you can read past this first sentence. I stopped.
@labowner, I’ll post Kristin comments at the end. I agree with you all, but I’m pretty sure Laura top 3 is a lock. I’m pretty sure Nastashia is a goner. I like her too, and I think she’s cute, but technically, she’s too short.
Leila should win this handily tho, so I’m not too concerned.
I do think Kristin was a bitch, but she’s young, and probably hasn’t had a lot of time to reflect on herself. I would recommend she does. She began the season asserting that she wanted to make a girl hit her so she’d be eliminated. That would be hard to edit into being, esp. with the footage supplied. I’m just sayin’ . . . I really don’t have the energy to hate her tho, I don’t care enough.
Here’s her spiel:
I never thought being on reality tv would give me a certain respect for other reality stars that i hadn’t had before. To put yourself out there for the world to watch can put you in a vulnerable state of mind. A TV show is JUST that, a SHOW. It needs ratings and someone to keep those veiwers watching.. whether it’s a girl with an eating dissorder or bad attituded bitch. Whoever is behind the scenes to put the show together has no regard for how their show may effect the casts life.. sure you sign on for a show and what do you expect? Well most certainly not to be percieved as someting you are so far from. Once it’s all said and done there is no going back but there is the after math you are stuck to deal with. The shit talking.. plus shit talking.. and some more shit talking. What are you supposed to do when there are thousands of insecure niave people sitting behind a computer half way around the world whom have never met you, continue to tell you that you don’t deserve anything in life because of your “nasty, mallicous, cold hearted” ways. Rough huh? Well here is what you do.. you thank the people that DO know you and DO care about you for being there. You can’t let society bring you down and get into your head when you know you have your friends and family that know the real you. The only opinions that matter to me are the ones coming from the people that actually love me for who i am & if those people want to tell me i’m doing something wrong they will tell me in a way that is not just to bash me because they are bored with their own lives. Never thought I would be saying i respect people like Snooki but for having to deal with all the haters that bitch is doing just fine.
So, thank you friends and family that don’t judge because of the way i have been made out to be on a show and thank you for still having my back, treating me the same as before and always supporting me when i need it most. YALL are the people i don’t want to dissapoint. Yall are my real fans.
& thank you ANTM for making me look like the realist c!*t on the show. Couldn’t have done it without you. Assholes.
I do think that her argument is less strong by ending it calling ANTM assholes . . . how is that different than her ending it hating everyone and calling them fake . . . sigh . . . .
absolutely AWESOME recap, Luscious . . . and the caption sequences are amazing!!!
xoxoxo
Thanks for posting that. Well. That just cemented my opinion of Kristin being a vindictive and, most of all, sad, sad, sad person. Who also needs spell-check. And grammar check, geez. College Edition, eh?! Gurl, it’s not like they held you down and forced you to say what you said. You opened your mouth and said it. In the first episode, she called herself out as a mean girl, then (as you astutely pointed out, juddfan) told a girl to hit her so the girl would be eliminated. The only thing worse than a person like this is a person like this who blames others for making her out to be a person like this. I knew she’d play the “edited” card.
And I’m not “insecure and niave.” I have no idea what “niave” is, exactly, but I can say I’m definitely not that. Nor am I naive. Don’t go on a reality show if you don’t want people who don’t know you personally judging you. Talk about biting the smize that feeds you . . .
“How do you guys think these remaining girls would have been in a regular cycle, with real judges, real photo shoot coordinators, real prizes, and real panel judging? I actually think Leila and Nastasia would have done okay.”
Leila would have been fine. I’m not sure that she would have won, because I think she’s such a frontrunner in this cycle partially because the quality of girls and level of instruction is not up to par and not necessarily just off the back of her own natural ability, but I could see her as top 3, maybe 2 material.
Nastasia might have also been okay. She has a great look and has improved alot, and the judges love growth. But she’s short and in terms of modeling, she still can’t compete with alot of the girls who have come before her. So unless she competed in the petite cycle specifically, I couldn’t see her making it past top 6.
Laura….top 5, maybe 4. She’s a good model, but in any other cycle, Tyra would have noticed her lack of angles way earlier and sent her home for it.
Kiara….LOL she would have been eliminated in one of the first 3, maybe 5 episodes. Supermodel of the world, she is not.
I’m kind of surprised she’s still in this cycle, tbh.
But she did book a go-see, so maybe she isn’t that bad.
Actually I think I know who wins this thing. I spotted what might be a spoiler on the internet. I shall share it all with you when this horrific season finishes. Suffice it to say, if I’m right about the teaser I’ve seen, we will all be dismayed. Every single one of us.
Luscious it’s Bryanboy isn’t it.
I just spewed quiche everywhere. Thanks lab.
I want P’Trique and BryanBoy to battle it out in a fierce runway show. That’s held on the edge of the Grand Canyon. And, you know, they fall off and junk.
@chaosbutterfly — very astute observations! I really don’t think Nastasia is that short, but that’s just me. Is she shorter than Cruella de Kristin? Because she’s short, too.
I wonder if Tyra will keep Kelly and get rid of BryanBoy or vice versa. Rob is a p.o.s. judge, but Tyra would never let that dude go. I hope Johnny Wujek doesn’t stick around. I’ve seen doorstops that were more helpful at a photo shoot.
Kind of wish they’d just fast-forward the season and give the damn prize to Leila already. She’s the ONLY girl this entire season who has anything model-like about her. Seems to have a pretty level head too (despite their original effort to make her out as a stalker).
I don’t feel bad for Kristin. My niece is like this — too pretty for her own good, which has enabled her to turn into a bitchy, spoiled rotten princess who feels perfectly entitled to use anyone she likes and resents any suggestion that she might not be the center of the universe. It was cute (in a sad way) when she was 12, it’s downright annoying now that she’s in her 20s.
Obviously they’re going to get rid of Nastasia next — they’ll do what they always do, eliminate her for the reason (too short) she should never have been brought on the show in the first place.
Tyra will keep Kiara around because she’s been pretty clear about favoring the curvier girls this season, even though she recognizes it’s unlikely they can reproduce her own success. But Tyra seems to have gotten Trumpitis — she’s clearly looking to crown a successor. Must be that Harvard ‘degree’ she bought.
And I just don’t get why Laura’s there. She’s barely even pretty, and that makeover makes her look like an alien freak.
I’ll send you a new keyboard Luscious. Sorry about that.
itchy: Agreed about Laura. She’s rather homely looking without a shit-ton of makeup, a perfect angle, and professional lighting. Oh, and don’t forget Photoshop.
Hmmm. I’m kinda surprised Tyra the Harvard Business Mogul doesn’t have some crap in the contracts about not trashing the show and harming its “integrity” [snort!].
She doesn’t have a clause, but when Adrienne trashed the show, Tyra kicked her to the curb. You’ll notice that when they have a montage of all the winners, she never shows Adrienne.
@MyFavoriteToad: Oooohhhh yeah….you are so right! I hadn’t really thought of that, and she did indeed, if memory serves, trash the shit out of the show. Thanks!
Did Tyra ever release a statement about Jael?
And yeah, Adrienne totally trashed the eff out of it. She said that Tyra was nice on camera, but a complete beyotch behind the scenes. Tyra no likey.