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So the creative director of Nylon, who kind of looks like Jughead with sunglasses on, tells us that Laura is a good model but probably a bit too commercial.
Kiara once again tells us she’s a basketball player fighting for her family.
We totes should have turned this into a drinking game during the first episode.
So Kiara is now in the dress Laura started out in. They can’t even afford wardrobe variety anymore? Sheesh.
I’m completely skeeved out, cause we could all tell Leila was totes wearing nothing under this garb in that first picture. I would draw the line at sharing underwear. I’m gonna need to pretend I didn’t notice this. *going to my happy place*
You can totes see Leila’s dolphin thwack.
Leila recognizes that she is the most appealing model for Nylon’s market and she sure has fun with the shoot.
If you are one of the sane people who doesn’t watch the show but only reads the re-caps, the above picture is an excellent example of the blinding white-outs that Tyra has deemed cool. Images on the screen blow out every few seconds. It’s seriously painful. I should be watching this show in shades.
So we’re back to Laura shooting and suddenly she does this:
She’s not the only one that towers over her parental units.
Now we’re back to behind the scenes of the fashion show and Tyra slips into the back to meet the mums. She makes poor Leila’s mom show her fierce runway walk. Then she shoots the breeze with Kiara’s grandmother in Spanish. And she tells Laura’s mom she should be on the catwalk too. (Tyra’s right, since Laura’s mom is hotter than her). Although Lauramom has a strangly squeaky voice, like she’s choked up all the time or something.
With a few final adjustments and reminders from all our finalists about how badly they want to win this thing, Johnny has the girls lining up for the start of the show. Then we cut to Tyra standing in front of a bunch of creepy bird masks.