I hate to admit it, but that’s a pretty good shot for the fragrance/campaign/brand. Rob says she has a strong side profile and then other junk. Kelly says it’s more wishful than aspirational and wishes she could have seen her eyes. BryanBoy, trying to give himself more attention than is needed or wanted, brings up chatting with Kiara and her having “doubts.” Um, Kiara never said she had doubts, you Bieber-haired bitch. Kiara rightfully says, “I didn’t have doubts.” And explains herself and how she was thinking about her life and her dreams and got emotional about her hard life and her life that was hard.
“Yeah, well . . . One time my pony got a head cold . . .”
Oh, Laura. That must have been rough. Tyra likes the shot and was happy with her photos. Rob gives her a 9, but Kelly gives her a 7 because she wanted more. And then, THEN, BryanBoy says, “You’re such a hater, Kelly,” and then Rob is like, “SUCH a hater.” And Kelly’s all, “You know what, I’ll see you later Bryan, and rip that wig off your head, bitch, okay?” HA! Oh, Kelly. I love you. I’m sad that you will (probably) not be back next year because Tyra will insist on keeping her piece of ass Rob and that stupid fashion-monkey BryanBoy and get rid of the one thing that makes watching this mess interesting. Scores: 7, 8, 9.
Kelly actually really loves it and thinks that it’s right on target for the brand/whatever. Rob says it’s too cutesy. Tyra says the photo is too young as well. Scores: 9, 8, 7.
Yeowza. That’s a little too sexy, if you ask me. Rob agrees with me. Dude, Laura looks so sad in panel. Kelly says it’s too “soap opera” and adds that Laura is losing her edge. BryanBoy says something that I don’t care about and shows a comment from someone that I don’t care about. Tyra says that Laura’s resting and not breaking outside her comfort zone and is being too sexy. Scores: 7, 7, 8. Now it’s time to tally the votes and see who gets eliminated in this farce of a cycle.
Call-outs. First is Kiara with a score of 39.0. Next is Leila (yay!) with a score of 37.1. That leaves Laura and Nastasia in the bottom two. They’re both sad and tear-y. You guys, Laura does NOT look good during this panel. I don’t know if it’s because she’s sad or whatever, but she doesn’t look like a model at all. I know she can take okay photos, but damn — girl looks bad today. Nastasia looks pretty and classy as always. Tyra announces that the girl who stays will join Leila and Kiara in the final fashion show. Hmmm, interesting. A final 3 runway finale? Has that happened before? I know Tyra started bringing some eliminated girls back for the runway starting in cycle 13, but they were all out of the competition. Hmmmm. The runway will be a “theatrical” production, something they’ve never done before. Oh, okay, except that you’ve done that in pretty much every cycle lately. Did you see the final runway for the all-star cycle? That shit was INSANE. Tyra says that it’s a close race, so who goes home?
Dammit, Laura’s safe again. Why? Why?!?! Kiara and Leila look disappointed. Tyra tells Nastasia that there was a .3 difference and if she’d done better on the challenge, she probably would have stayed. Oh, thanks for that helpful advice now that it’s way too late, Tyra. Jerkass. Tyra gives Nastasia some really stupid advice and sends Nastasia on her way. Nastasia says she’s proud of herself and the experience was amazing and she’s, of course, classy, just as she always is. Oh, dammit!! Why did Nastasia go home? Why is Laura still around?!