Tyra loves Nastasia’s photo, but Rob says she still looks short in her photos. This leads to a height comparison between Nastasia and Tyra, although Tyra points out it doesn’t matter what your height is, as long as your photo is fierce. Bryanboy advises Nastasia to just focus on her posture and her length and she’ll be fine. Oh My God, SHUT UP BRYANBOY!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish Nastysia had eaten Bryanboy’s brains while she was still a zombie.
Kelly sings that it looks like Yvonne died in a USO show during World War 1. Also she says Yvonne doesn’t look like a zombie, but more like a stripper. Rob agrees that she looks too pretty to be a model. Tyra at least smooths some ruffled feathers by saying that Yvonne is a good model and a good character actress and now she needs to mesh the two. I find it surprising that they think she is a good model.
She could be, if someone would actually teach her something.
“Yvonne, you have fallen way down the bunny hole.”
Wipe that smirk off your face as you deliver your bad news, you little shit. And get your grandmother’s pin cushion off your head.
So after deliberation, Tyra returns with photos in hands and calls Laura as best picture. Not only does Laura have the best picture, apparently her social media scores are the highest so far. Tyra feels the need to clarify that this means Laura has scored higher than Kristin has ever scored in social media.
Let the mean girl comeuppance commence!
After Laura receives best picture and shall be the possessor of the coveted Tyra suite key, the pictures are called in the following order:
Totes Snags (Leila)
Piggy Nose (Brittnay)
My FSU girl (Allyssa) – didn’t they say it wasn’t a good shot?
She-ra (Kiara) didn’t she also get bad feedback?
Nastysia – wait a minute – they loved her picture!
Although her picture sucked, I think because Kristin humbled herself and appealed to Tyra for mentoring, she gets called next, leaving Depresstiny and Tokes Curves in the bottom two.
Once again, bottom is the operative word and the girl who has the nice bottom (although she wishes she didn’t) gets to stay, leaving Depresstiny to go home and hit rock bottom.
And here is yet another repeat from last episode.b As Tyra hands Yvonne her photo, she still has another one in her hands. What is up with that? She specifically said she only had nine photos in her hands when she started. Am I crazy?
You all see it too, right?
Maybe one of these days she’s going to save one of the girls on the spur of the moment, but its a mean dangling carrot for the girls who are getting eliminated. I’m pretty sure Darian believed Tyra was going to keep her last week, which only made the pain of her elimination that much worse.
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