She-ra comes on to inform America that Kristin is a nasty girl and we shouldn’t be voting for her. But nasty makes good drama, so I’m hoping our little classless blonde sticks it out for awhile longer.
Oh joy of joys! The very next scene we see is Kristin starting something with Destiny. She apparently went rifling through Destiny’s purse without asking because she was looking for a lighter. Destiny doesn’t do more than sit on a bed and tell her to stay out of her purse, but Kristin refuses to apologize or even acknowledge that she’s trespassed. She acts like Destiny is making a big deal out of nothing.
Things escalate as they take it to the kitchen, which I love is defined in the decor, in case our college students didn’t know which room it was (see picture). Kristin still refuses to back down and keeps trying to rile Destiny up. She even begs Destiny to hit her.
Destiny tells us Kristin is one of those mean girls from high school.
Kristin comes on in confessional and admits she was trying to get Destiny to hit her because she believed it would get Destiny sent home and she’ll do whatever sneaky, underhanded tactics she has to to get people eliminated. Destiny is right, she is a toxic presence and I’m sure we shall all enjoy her comeuppance when it finally happens.
But hopefully not too soon.
The girls are all disappointed to discover that Destiny
is not much of a bad ass after all.
Destiny comes on to explain to us that she isn’t tough as everyone would imagine. She’s sensitive. I don’t think that will help you survive homelessness, darling.
The next day, the girls meet Tyra at Third Street Promenade.
Holy giant foreheads, Batman!
We’re just going to have to break down what she says next ’cause it’s totes ridick.
Tyra: “Okay so by now, you guys must know that modeling is not about just being pretty. It’s important to have a story.”
Luscious: And how would they know this? Did they learn it at the photo shoot where they were dead heads on a wall? Or maybe during the boozey cat walk where they were judged on how much they could emulate Lindsay Lohan? Did anyone mention this while they were draped naked over Robrock?
Tyra: “Something behind the moves.”
Luscious: You mean the moves you haven’t yet taught them how to do?
Tyra: “It’s kind of like acting.”
Tyra: “So today we’re going to challenge you to be the best actresses that you can. I felt like, in order to make you guys at the top, I needed to bring the top here today. Come on out, Tyler Perry!”
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