I must say, I think Victoria did very well in this assignment. Who is this girl who gets advice about wearing the armor of God but happily poses naked with a male model? Who does a great job acting as a delusional diva but can’t go ten minutes without her mommy? Can this girl be for real or did Tyra spend what little money they had in the budget casting actors that she thought would make for interesting tv?
Kiara is also a diva, which some of the girls complain will mean she doesn’t have to act at all. She embraces the role and also does a good job insisting people not treat her any differently because she is a celebrity.
It’s funny, but no better than Victoria’s act.
Poor Kristin is supposed to be a superstar rapper,
but she looks more like the chick from the Thompson Twins in the 80′s.
Kristin thinks she has to make up rhymes for everything she says. She’s terrible, but it was unfair to make a blonde mean girl a rap artist. That would be a million times tougher to pull off than diva.
Leila is also awful. She speaks with hesitancy and is not all convincing.
Look at me, I’m Sandra B. (Bernhard)
Laura tries to do her dad proud by delivering a convincing act as a street performer. It doesn’t help that Tyra’s instructions include to speak with a Caribbean accent as well as to claim that a spectator’s baby is her own.
This could bring Laura one step closer to being America’s Next Top Model.
Yvonne kills it. Although she has the unfortunate self-appointed name of Chocolate stain, she speaks in perfect rhymes and is quite funny. “Got my CD’s in my bag. Just playing girl, it’s cassettes. I’m a drag.”
Yvonne is the hands down winner of this pointless challenge in my opinion.
That’s all the performances we get to see, so no idea how Nastysia, Piggy Nose or Allyssa did. Tyra’s feedback for them is as follows: “Most of you did an okay job embracing your characters.”
But it will never compare to my brilliant acting piece on the first episode.
The judges single out She-ra, Totes Curves and Victoria as doing the best, but they decide it is Kiara who will win the walk on role. Kiara is completely stoked. Tyra tells her it was Saturday Night Live good. Wait a minute… the girls were supposed to be doing satire? I thought this was an acting challenge to embrace the characters, not to spoof the characters. Whatever. My head hurts. Tyra is nucking futs.
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