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Not wanting to have her worry about her next meal, Depresstiny is called next.
She-ra makes the cut,
Darian finally gets called, which seemed inevitable but I’m surprised she wasn’t called earlier.
Harvard Maria is in, of course, since she and Tyra went to the same school.
Everyone loves Jessie and so she gets called next.
Piggy Nose steals the next slot, leaving only two spaces left.
The remaining girls can barely hide their emotions now. Since they are college girls, they’ve all realized the odds are stacked against them.
This is a very pale competition so far. I hope Tyra will start making some choices that will add some skin tone. And happily, yes! She calls Tokes Curve to the stage!
That means there is only one more place left. So here’s some shots of the bitterness already creeping into the faces of girls we shall never see again.
And the final name called is Victoria! No one bothers to clap, but luckily our unsocialized sheltered girl doesn’t seem to notice. She gratefully scrambles up the brick steps to sisterhood before anyone can change their minds.
And so the thirteen hopefuls have all been selected. What do you think of the girls who made it in? Was anyone slighted who shouldn’t have been?
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