Our introduction to Rob speaking is a clip where he’s explaining (in his unrefined British accent) how a woman sitting on a toilet that poses with the Austin Power’s pinky is sexy.
If Pee Wee Herman had a talking boulder for a friend in
PeeWee’s Playhouse, it would look like this guy.
Oops, there I go dating myself again. Sorry.
Speaking of dating, a story just popped up that suggests Rob Evans and Tyra are dating. See it here. They say no in the interview, but I hope to God it’s true! How awesome would it be when things fall apart and she still has to work with him? I don’t think our Harvard grad can hide her emotions well. Case in point: Tyra’s freakout.
She then tells us that fashion’s most powerful blogger, Bryanboy will be the spokesperson for the audience in the judging room.We watch him in action with pieces of ripped up paper in his hand. He crumples them up and tosses them like a two year old to the feet of a girl, as he says, “with your face, that’s where you are.”
Oh honeychild; big mistake.
Bryanboy clearly has a lot to learn. First of all, using props and dramatic flair will upstage Tyra. You never want to upstage Tyra. Secondly, your statement made no sense. Only Tyra is allowed to be the Queen of WTF on this show. My prediction is he won’t last long. As a matter of fact, this is the only time we see him in the first episode.
Next Tyra mentions that Johnny Wujek is a mega-stylist to the stars. What exactly is a mega-stylist?
Maybe there has to be moving parts on the clothes.
I wouldn’t know. I’m not a Harvard grad. But Tyra is.
“It hit me after I graduated from Harvard.
We just have to do a college cycle.”
If you had actually graduated from Harvard, this is what you would have gotten, honeyboo:
But I guess you wouldn’t be expected to know that.
So then we see shots of girls from all around the country who have applied to ANTM.
It seems very encouraging.
Tyra has narrowed it down to the top thirty girls, since we can’t be trusted with too much responsibility, being the newest judge and all.
So the girls all arrive at a sorority house that will be the home of the eventual top picks and there is a rad party already going on. The girls join right in.
So what kind of shirts are the beauty school girls wearing?
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