Some girls are getting more face time than others and we are beginning to get an idea of some of the finalists. Laura has been interviewed and now Leila is promoting her school.
I’m not a fan of the gap but I can live with it. But this girl’s entire mouth is totes snag. She’s gonna make it? Really?
But what is this? It apppears my alma mater is representing!
Henceforth, my recaps shall be biased.
Don’t worry, my appropriately hoochie girl will choke in the final seconds and probably kick the National Championship winning field goal wide right not once, but twice in a row. ‘Cause that’s how we roll. I’ll return to unbiased reporting after she’s been eliminated. This paragraph is for all those poor husbands who were forced to tolerate Tyra on a Friday night. Like mine. Seriously, if your man is a fan of college football and can remember names like Emmet Smith and Dion Sanders, he’ll be able to tell you which girl is my girl. Hint: It ain’t the gold lame guy in the background. Did you have that at college?
Seriously, this girl is a contender with her Scooby Doo Velma glasses and hair cut?
I love Jessie already; she has a sweet demeanor. But who looked at her and thought high fashion editorial?
This is Maria. She’s a Harvard student (there had to be one in the house).
She’s wearing that smile that people who can’t smile for a camera use.
She’s getting her Master’s degree in archaeology and religion. That can’t be good: anyone with dreams of uncovering the Ark isn’t going to take nicely to getting naked… Also, she appears to be of Asian descent. We all know TyTy totes never lets them get far in her competish. Sorry Maria.
Maria explains that she’s thrilled with the college edition because she wants the world to know that just because you are modelling doesn’t mean you are stupid.
This is the girl they show as Maria is telling us these wise words.
Ah, there’s the regulation uniform for beauty school.
Oops. That little hottie actually gets some real face time. Her name is Jasmine. She attends an academy.
“All the girls are attractive. So that’s good,
’cause I don’t want to just stomp all over them.”
More shots of our girls having fun.
Okay, Jessie does have a great smile. Maybe she can pull this off. Don’t bother your pretty little head about the girl on the right. She might as well be Asian.
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