Our resident Amazon is introduced next. Kiara goes to UC Irvine and got there on a basketball scholarship, the only way she would be able to go to school. She seems mammoth, but somehow retains a feminine prettiness.
I like her exotic mix.
This is Victoria. She doesn’t have a school shirt because she attends an on-line college, so she made up her own school uniform. Victoria was home schooled by mom, who may have only just now actually severed their umbilical cord. Now Victoria stays at home with mom while going to college.
Seriously, in every shot we see after this, Victoria is with her mom.
Cut the cord, mom!
Astonishingly, Victoria admits she doesn’t have a lot of friends. And by a lot she means any.
One of these girls doesn’t stand a chance.
Okay, here comes the first real mind fuck of the episode. There’s a DJ at this party and its none other than Taryn Manning. Her title is listed as DJ/actor. She looked familiar so I checked her out – this is the girl who was the daughter in White Oleander and was one of Brits sidekicks in Crossroads. She won accolades for her turn as a hussy in Hustle and Flow. Also, she’s a singer attached to at least two labels, one if which is Dreamworks. So what’s she doing spinning records at sorority party?
Tyra must have something big on her.
The crowd is really enjoying themselves, as you can see.
Victoria appears to be socializing with a pack of baby wipes.
Taryn introduces Tyra (poor thing only gets like ten seconds of air time) and out comes our fierce leader from the sorority house.
What’s up with the random shrouded monitor stand?
Apparently, the girls never suspected that Tyra would actually appear on the show she created that is in it’s 19th menstrual cycle. Totes shocked doesn’t even begin to describe their reactions:
Remember that girl I said not to worry your pretty little head about?
Is it any wonder she doesn’t get picked?
Tyra introduces Kelly Cu*trone and Allyssa, who has an abundance of pointless letters in her name (but is super cute) says she will be referring to Kelly Cutrone as Kelly Cuthroat Cutrone.
Look at that fresh, fabulous face.
Tyra then welcomes out Rob Evans. The girls go wild.
Apparently it is difficult to balance on two legs in the presence of hotness.
Even Harvard girl (Maria still with a fake smile) does not seem to be able to control herself in the presence of Granite Rob.
Gap tooth (in the light blue second from left) has been offering up the same subdued baby claps since Tyra arrived; nothing seems to impress her.
Kiera want to have a moment of silence for Rob and how hot he is. Nastasia, whose parent’s were inspired by both the Russian name and Janet Jackson, is speechless.
Seriously, this is top 30 material?
Jasmine, if you make it into the house, never do this pose again.
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