Meanwhile, backstage the girls are a little alarmed to learn that Kristin has been previously suspended from school for “multiple verbal and physical altercations.”
In other words, she has a future second casting
opportunity on The Bad Girls Club.
Please, please, oh please let this girl get into the house and have a run-in with a bad ass like Depresstiny or She-ra. Sadly, Kristin says she doesn’t get into fights now because her face is too pretty to be scratched.
I love that at the photo shoot, Kelly was saying it isn’t enough to be pretty and Kristin begs to differ. She informs us that just being pretty has been working for her for the last nineteen years and it sounds like she’s willing to throw down with Kelly Cutrone. Oh please let this girl get in the house!
Nastasia is up next and she demonstrates her pop-locking skills. Tyra is delighted as she can then segue way into how she, as a supermodel, can isolate and taught the girls a few cycles ago to do it too.
Nastysia does take a fierce picture and has great posing,
but in person her face is horsey and hard for me to look at.
Yvonne is our tokes curve (token curvy) girl this cycle. She’s the current reigning Miss Black University of Texas and she has a sob story about her dad that I didn’t find all that sobby.
Tyra advises her not to tooch, as she’s already packing.
Kiera comes in looking like she’s wearing a wedding cake, but her story impresses me. She was abused as a kid until she ran away and at sixteen found a battered women’s shelter to call home. She has no chip on her shoulder as she recounts how hard she worked to get a college scholarship for basketball because without it she would not have been able to attend.
She-ra is one of my faves.
So it’s time to narrow the group down to the final thirteen. Tyra re-appears from the sorority house and announces the all new slew of things the winner will get this cycle; same shit, different companies. Then it’s time for the first girl to be called. It’s Kristin!
All I did was look pretty and I got called first. Suck it, Cutrone!
Nastysia says she’s about to throw up when she gets called second.
Tyra must have enjoyed disrobing Laura so much she wants to do it again, so she gets the third slot.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. FSU representing.
And so, my girl Allyssa is called fourth, but with a little suggestion by Tyra that she add fabric to her shorts.
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