The girls jump in the van and head to Hong Kong and Laura spends the time wondering when she’ll get to have intercourse again. She’s seriously got sex on the brain. While Sophie looks at the Hong Kong skyline and compares it to video games, Laura sees all the skyscrapers as penises.
They arrive to find Ms. J dressed like something between a 1960′s Barbara Streisand and a 1970′s Cher with a touch of samurai. I guess he’s planning on being the damsel in distress as he introduces famous actor/singer/model (okay, fine so maybe it can happen – in ASIA!!!!) Nicholas Tse.
Save me, oh fierce and mighty warrior!
A choreographed fight breaks out.
It’s pretty cool.
Laura is practically orgasming.
I love that while it is happening, Alisha wonders if she’s gonna have to step in and break it up. She truly is from a rougher side of town!
After Nicholas kicks the butt of the fighters, he tells the girls they are going to have to fight and act on camera. The winner will return to Hong Kong to be in his next music video. Because she won best photo last week, Laura gets to train with Nicholas.
This time it happens for sure.
The girls practice their moves. Eboni thinks she’s got the upper hand because she got a yellow belt in tae kwon do when she was like eight. Although I suppose for her that was only a few years ago. Annaliese thinks she’s got it because she did gymnastics for ten years. Alisha says she’s a shoe-in because she watches her brother do karate every Friday night.
My money is on Alisha.
Sophie hopes a unique comedic performance will make up for lack of skill.
The girls practice their lines for the scene and after we hear Eboni whine about how unfair it was that Laura got to practice with Nicholas, it’s time for the cameras to roll.
They each get only one take and Eboni is up first:
Ripping off jacket: super hot
Acting and sparring: super not
Could be Victim Number One in those slasher flicks
But recovers it all with her punches and kicks
Acting top notch and fighting very good
This girl delivered the way one should
Brangelina you are not.
The acting was cheesy – good thing you’re hot.
Doesn’t matter that you’re such a bad fighter
Your acting was good and you make my day brighter
After the performances are finished, Nicholas compliments them on all their work, but it’s Laura and her ridiculously cheesy hair flicking that wins the prize. PLEASE – Annaliese did so much better than Laura overall and Sophie’s acting and Alisha’s fighting were definitely better.
But the girls are no match for Laura’s innuendos.
Alisha is hella mad that she didn’t get picked.
She’s right to be mad that Laura won, but I
still don’t think Alisha was the top performer.
Nevertheless, there is definitely resentment in the house and when Sophie says Nicholas was eye sexing Laura, Laura admits that she was eye sexing him. Then she says she “wouldn’t mind” having sex with Nicholas. Silly little Eboni says Laura is going to sleep her way to the top.
I’ll bitch slap anyone who ever says that again!
It’s the next morning and at 5:30 AM, the styling team invades the girls’ rooms to get them ready for their photo shoot.
Is scotch tape the secret to thirtynever?