Annaliese: “She’s a television hostess. She’s snappy and happy, but she’s not a model.” Betcha can’t guess who said that. Nicholas says she may be a better actress – he could see her in a movie with him. Nigel points out she’s improving and compares her to Mercedes from cycle 2 who is still working as a successfull model.
Alisha: Nigel says she should be able to model but she can’t. Nicholas says there is room for improvement. The witch says there is nothing sadder than a 6 foot girl that is a size 2 (wow!) that is that beautiful but is not photogenic. I don’t think it’s that bad, is it? Kelly says the whole modeling world is crying.
Sophie: Kelly likens her pose to a weather vane. Nicholas says out of the five, she has the best personality. Nigel says Sophie was remarkable but this incenses Kelly who doesn’t care about overcoming barriers – she only cares about the final picture. That would be fair enough if these were professionals but give the kids a break, bitch! They’re here to learn and Sophie triumphed her fear in the picture. Plus, did she know the harness would be photoshopped out? She’s usually pretty aware of her posing, so I’m sure if she knew it would be gone she would have made alternate choices.
Eboni: Well, Kelly’s on a rant, so the bitching continues. She says the photo is difficult to look at and Eboni is lucky a bird didn’t land on her elbow. Nigel says she is a stunning girl, but everyone else was either excited or terrified and Eboni was neither. He needs a more exciting girl.
Laura: Kelly suddenly swallows a nice pill and calls the picture enchanting. She says it could be used for Belgian, Japanese or American clients. Who knew Belgium had high fashion? Nigel says he is a fan of Laura but that if the other girls weren’t so terrified, they probably would have matched her level of modeling in the picture.
Best Photo goes to Laura, of course and Sophie gets called next, followed by Annaliese.
Even before she finds out she’s bottom two, Alisha starts to break down.
Eboni and Alisha approach Tyra arm in arm and both of them are crying. Tyra tells them they both have huge potential but every week they disappoint with their photos. Tyra pulls out Alisha’s photo as the person staying.
“I can’t stay.”
Alisha says she can’t be selfish and take the opportunity away from Eboni when she knows she has things she has to work on herself. Tyra gives her the benevolent “Ok, but you’re dead to me now” look.
Trust me, sweet pea, you would have never won.
Alisha says she has to go home and get her spirit back and find herself. She apologizes and hopes they don’t think she is ungrateful. Tyra says it is okay for her to need to go but that doesn’t change the fact that Eboni is eliminated.
So long, Thirtynever.
See ya, Gamatronica.
What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!
And so, the week that SexyPanda is out has turned out to be a big one. We’ve gone from five contenders to three. Can you believe it? I’m glad I finally got a taste of covering this show, one of the reasons I found TVgasm in the first place. I must commend SP for her work – this isn’t an easy show to cover. I’m looking forward to going back to my old regulars and leaving the models in the hands of the expert. And I can’t wait to see the kitty pics again.
Eboni is proof of eternal youth.
My (something something) are on our side – UK girls need not apply.
Legs for days, making waves, pot ledom’s runway teacher.
Couture strutter like no other. Sincerely, a styler Alisha.