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What’s up, Gasmii? Let’s get ready for another week of Arrow, and let’s please all cross our fingers for some hot shirtless mens. Last week, Oliver got all the vigilante charges against him dropped by having Diggle pretend to be Arrow, Moira ostensibly removed Oliver from suspicion regarding the secret corrupt organization the Queen family is involved with, and her husband Walter Steele pouted his way out of the Queen Mansion because Moira was a big old bitch and lied to him about pretty much everything. Caught up? Let’s do it.
We open with three masked and armed robbers busting into a bank to snatch all its money. They all have different playing cards indicated on their Friday the 13th masks, which makes them the Royl Flush Gang. I know in the comics there are many incarnations of them, and some had advanced technology and super powers, but I’m guessing they’ll keep it realistic here.
Super Donkey Punch!
Some silly civilian on the floor decides he needs to be a hero, and makes a move for the gun he keeps in his shoe. He’s a cop, but I have a feeling this mofo is dead. The Jack and King are cleaning out the safe, while the Ace (all of Spades) monitors the captives in the lobby. Hm, I wonder where the Queen is. I guess she’s the getaway gal. Stay in the car, bitch!
Some awful hostage with bad bangs makes a scene over the cop reaching for his gun and gets him killed.
It should have been you.
The police arrive outside, and Ace wants to waste all the catpives, but King has enough sense to tell him that they need to vamoose. I guess aces are low in this round. The Ace eyes Bad Bangs, and I’m guessing maybe she is Queen of Spades and snitched on the cop in order to help the gang. Always smart to have someone on the inside. Not that I’ve ever robbed a bank.
The cops tell them to lay down their weapons and come out with their hands up. Does that ever work? Instead of that, the crowd of civilians from inside come streaming through the doors, all wearing similar masks to the RFG.
Worst Eyes Wide Shut orgy ever.
The cops enter and find that the robbers have exited through a hole in the ground in the safe. They sort of start removing their masks, and they’re just plain ass crackers. King is pissed that Ace shot a cop. I guess he’s a thief with a heart of gold. They climb in a van and peace out.
Which brings us to some welcome shirtless training with Oliver.
It’s been far too long.