He and Diggle are sparring with. . . metal batons? I dunno. Maybe they are going to practice twirling afterward. Oliver is playing sensei to Diggs, and we learn that O.G. Hoodie’s name was Yao Fei. All too quickly, the shirtless training is over, and Oliver wants info on Scott Morgan. This douche bag runs water and power in the Glades and jacks up prices when people can’t pay and shuts bitches down even when it’s, like, totally cold outside. Diggs says that shit couldn’t even happen for a month and shows Ollie info on the Royal Flush Gang.
Daaaaaaamn, Diggle, why you been hiding all that?
Ollie shits all over that idea, saying that the police will be on it like Delta Burke on a turkey. Diggs tries to get Ollie to help since cops are overworked and underpaid, but Miss Queen simply will not budge. She’s got her panties in a twist and will only go for the root of the problems in the city.
Ollie says he’s not a hero, and we flash to the Cave of Wonders. Past Ollie rips a page from the blank diary. He must be really desperate for rolling papers. He uses it to fuel the pathetic fire next to him, then hallucinates that his father is present. Or is he?
Whaurel is bitching about losing a donor, and he coworker (I still am not sure on her name, Michelle I think?) blames it on the economy.
“IN THIS ECONOMY!’
Seriously though, that is the excuse for everything. Global warming? A shitty economy! Taylor Swift? A this economy! Patreus’ infidelity? THIS ECONOMY! Tommy shows up and wants to whisk Whaurel away on some rich people shit. She blasts him for his selfishness, and complains about losing their donor some more.
Good thing the economy hasn’t affected her breasts.
The remaining Queens chat in their mansion, and Moira has been talking to the mother of one Carter Bowen. Some apparently perfect son that Moira has wetted her seat about in the past.
“Did you hear??? Carter Bowen didn’t get lost at sea for five years!”
The Bowens are coming for brunch tomorrow, and the Queen kids are expected to show up. How hard is it to show up to a fucking free meal? Spoiled ass bitches. When my family offers a free bagel, my ass is there with bells on.
No Diggity calles Ollie to tell him that Scott Morgan tried to kill himself, and tells him to get his ass to the hospital tout de suite. But Tommy shows up to be a bad influence and flaunt his wealth of sports cars and bullshit.