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“If there’s not a blowjob involved, no thank you.”
Ollie deflects him and leaves. So Thea takes the opportunity to offer her services to Tommy. He needs tips on getting into Whaurel’s pants and heart. She suggests pretending that he care about something that is important to her. Ah, facetiousness. A classic and sure to win the day.
At the hospital, we learn that Diggs lied about Morgan in order to get Ollie to the hospital. Diggle offered for Queen to pay for the policeman’s transfer to the nice hospital and pay for his bills. Well, at least the guy’s alive.
“I am the only one allowed to lie around here. Love the tie, by the way.”
Ollie is finally convinced that he is the only one who can help stop the RFG. He and Diggs do their research thing at Arrow HQ and spy a class ring on one of the thieves’ hands. Ollie goes to snatch an impression of the ring from the police department.
Arrow channels his inner River Tam to elude the police.
He gets to the computers pathetically easily and downloads some files. Next thing we know, we’re back at Whaurel’s office. Tommy is waiting for her, and he says that his company would like to sponsor a benefit for her employer. Um, if you’re a billionaire, how about you just cough up some fucking money? He better be making a huge donation at that event. I hope they’ll be doing a charity spinning class, those always go over so well.
“This is about the policemen with NO LEGS!”
Whaurel tries to decline his help, which is really fucking stupid. Get that money, girl! Look, that money even comes with a side of some dick! Can’t nobody turn down funding with a heaping side of cock.
“But I’m, like, so full right now, I can’t even think about dick.”
Michelle shakes some damn sense into Whaurel and gets her to accept the help.
At HQ, they matched the ring imprint to a high school and cross-referenced some shit and found a guy, his father, mother and brother. Oh, and I spy some awful blunt bangs in the family portrait! I was totally right. I’m so glad that I can pick up on obvious cues that even a child should. Still got it, ya’ll!
It’s time for the Queen brunch with the Bowens. They all say hi, and Thea is relieved that Ollie showed up last minute. Because heaven forbid she spend time staring a lovely specimen of man meat over a delicious meal.
“Remember that one time at band camp—“ “Don’t ask don’t tell, motherfucker.”