Gosh we miss Guy Smiley
HHHeeelllloooooo, our Gasmii friends! It’s time to recap episode 4 of Bachelor Pad 3, 2 days late and 1 dollar short…
This game show begins with a game show… Is there a more technical term for what we’re caught in here? Chris Harrison tells us that it’s a Gameshow Mashup. No, that’s not it…oh, that’s what they’re playing? Let’s go!
A questionnaire is handed out to the cast and they are told to be brutally honest. Kalon tells us that the questions are all along the lines of “Who’s the ugliest? Who’s the smartest? Who’s the fattest? Which means all the answers will be either me or Erica.” HA! Oh, Kalon, we are behind you 100%. These questionnaires are going to be used in a ‘who-said-what’ game along with other trivia questions.
The guy and girl with the best scores get a rose and the worst scores get a vote.
The girls are up first and they are asked some general trivia questions before Harrison brings out the big guns. Which didn’t turn out to be that big, story of our lives… The guys weren’t all that catty with their answers so no tears this round. Chris B. cheers on Sarah instead of his partner, Blakeley and Blakeley looks like she might come unhinged, “We were supposed to be partners until the end but this kinda throws up a red flag.” Aaaannd so begins the delusional part of the day. “Kinda” good grief these women are thick!
The end comes down to a tie breaker between Sarah and Jaclyn- Jaclyn wins so she gets the rose. They kind of forget to tell us who lost before they bring up the boys. Oh well, it almost doesn’t matter at this point.
There’s no hugging in game shows!
Some of the ladies are nervous because their answers were “pretty honest” Did they think that the answers were going to be locked in a time capsule to be read 20 years from now? Some of these girls need to turn in their tits, if they can’t wear them with honor, then they don’t get to keep them.
Ed is doing pretty well during the first round. Somebody get him a pair of tits. But David is falling way behind. Most of these questions are Bachelor related trivia- what kind of Super Fan loses at Bachelor trivia? WTF? We’re over him now. The second round is all personal, emotional type questions so of course Ed wins, the big girl that he is.