The next thing that happens is THE best part of this whole series past, present or future. Sarah throws a roundhouse kick and clips Chris in the face. Yes, Chris, sometimes Kharma is a bitch wearing hot pink panties.
They usually slap me after the date.
Back at the house, Chris Harrison arrives to tell Ed he gets to give out another rose as well. Which means that Sarah doesn’t get a rose. But she does get to take off her hot pink panties and spend the night at the hotel with Chris. Sarah believes this means that Chris is going to make a great partner and he will be loyal to her. Why? What has he done so far to make anyone believe he could be loyal or trustworthy? We’re just baffled by the lack of strong women on this show. Fantastically, there is only 1 room left at the hotel and oddly enough Chris has his credit card and ID on him. Chris is excited to have traded in Jamie and Blakeley in for a new smoother and nicer Sarah and he loves that new car smell. Ew, just ew.
Ed decides to give his rose to Rachel to hold the alliance together.
So now the rest of the cast starts the mad dash to stay in the house.
Blakeley and Jamie confront each other with their versions of the truth and neither of them believe the other. Jamie “can’t wait for Chris to get home so she can tell him all about what Blakeley said.” She continues on, saying that he has all the qualities she’s looking for in a husband, he’s the perfect man and she’ll be crushed if their relationship doesn’t work. Just when we thought she couldn’t get worse…Chris and Sarah come home and he ignores Jamie so now we get to hear “angry” Jamie tell us that she doesn’t know how he sleeps at night. Well, Jamie, he sleeps with lots of women.
David already has a vote against him and has landed on a strategy, convince the girls to get rid of Nick. Rachel has agreed to vote for Nick if it goes 50/50. Jamie agrees to vote for Nick then promises Nick she’ll vote for David. Erica says David already has a vote and he’s a fan so he’s out. Does all of the cast have those crystal gavels? Why does she bring it in with her each week? Does she think it’s a hairbrush? Somebody please get her a hairbrush!
Chris is on the other side of the forest trying to convince all the guys to vote for Blakeley. Michael tells him that it’s an emotional choice instead of a strategic choice and warns him to be careful when going against the alliance.
Ed is worried about Chris. He’s not thinking with his head and that’s not good. Ed believes that Blakeley and Chris could easily “coexist” in the house if Chris would just relax and concentrate on the game. We bet Ed is the best hippie at the love in.
Ed’s favorite bumper sticker.
Kalon gets called out on his game of deception. He says that he tells everyone what they want to hear. He has told 17 lies that evening alone but he would never lie to Lindzi so go with whatever she tells them and our hearts melt when he votes for Jamie; exactly what he told Lindzi he would do. We can’t say often enough how firmly we are on Team Kalon.
Chris is very confident that he is a leader and everyone will naturally follow him so say good-bye to Blakeley.
Cut to the Rose Ceremony where it gets down to David and Nick, Jamie and Blakeley. Chris Harrison doesn’t play it out too long before he announces Blakeley and Nick will be staying.
Jamie and David say their good-byes. Jamie tries to call out Chris for how he treated all the girls. He calls her a fool and she walks sadly to the limo. And cries. Again. She is drained from the whole experience. Finally something we agree with her about.